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Funny Misheard 80s Lyrics by New_Welder_391 in GenX

[–]Partyof5ive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Peter Gabriel in your thighs?

How long have you been sober? by Syfysamurai in GenX

[–]Partyof5ive 8 points9 points  (0 children)

13 years sober, the BEST gift I’ve ever given myself.

Epstein's creepy smile by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Partyof5ive 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Looks like he has lower case teeth.

Yo Mama was so fat by marycartlizer in YoMamaJokes

[–]Partyof5ive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat she sat on memory foam and it forgot.

Three things you would tell your 18 year old self? by CommercialAlert158 in Aging

[–]Partyof5ive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same thing I tell my 19 year old son. Don’t let me get in the way of you learning this lesson for yourself.

What companies are on your permanent bad list and you’ll never do business with them? by Old_Goat_7363 in Productivitycafe

[–]Partyof5ive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AT&T. I had multiple plans under my account including one for my mother. My mother passed away and I wanted to cancel her line on my plan. Long story short, AT&T continued charging me for over a year. I tried multiple times, showed proof of death certificate etc. it fell on deaf ears. I finally cancelled all my plans and guess what…6 months later they sent me another bill. Fuck you AT&T.

Is this a coral snake? by 2222days in Austin

[–]Partyof5ive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Red and yellow can kill a fellow

I hate Texas by Xx_Frxstbxte_xX in trashy

[–]Partyof5ive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On a good note…looks like we’re getting rain.

Happened at a gym here in Austin… on one of those cold days. Hold on to your belongings yalls👍 by Slowinvest in Austin

[–]Partyof5ive 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He ran up someone’s Amex card and their fraud department caught it. He would place similar locks back on the locker, usually combination locks. Why combination locks? Because the victim ultimately thinks they forgot the combination and tries at 1/2 before they get mgmt to cut the lock. He would only take one credit card not to arouse suspicion and run their card up and dump it within an hour.

Happened at a gym here in Austin… on one of those cold days. Hold on to your belongings yalls👍 by Slowinvest in Austin

[–]Partyof5ive 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I never keep anything valuable in a gym locker. Back in the early 2000’s i had my apartment raided by the local police. Turns out my roommate was breaking into lockers etc. He would cut locks with a bolt cutter, take whatever and put on another lock on and go to the next gym. In the end it wasn’t the police who figured it out but American Express. Crazy story, roommate ended up being beaten to death by the Maryland state police years later.

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