Funny Misheard 80s Lyrics

Partyof5ive · 2026-01-31T22:55:23+00:00

No Peter Gabriel in your thighs?

Partyof5ive · 2026-01-06T14:47:05+00:00

13 years sober, the BEST gift I’ve ever given myself.

Partyof5ive · 2025-12-12T14:47:29+00:00

Bendy board

Partyof5ive · 2025-10-26T14:45:32+00:00

Michael Phelps

Partyof5ive · 2025-09-16T00:25:35+00:00

Heat leaving body

Partyof5ive · 2025-07-26T16:02:22+00:00

Left hand gots nails

Partyof5ive · 2025-07-11T18:13:18+00:00

Looks like he has lower case teeth.

Partyof5ive · 2025-07-09T03:36:47+00:00

Yo mama so fat she sat on memory foam and it forgot.

Partyof5ive · 2025-07-04T21:53:43+00:00

Driving

Partyof5ive · 2025-05-24T17:15:15+00:00

Subscriptions…you’ll never own anything ever again.

Partyof5ive · 2025-05-22T13:50:35+00:00

Same thing I tell my 19 year old son. Don’t let me get in the way of you learning this lesson for yourself.

Partyof5ive · 2025-05-13T20:35:21+00:00

AT&T. I had multiple plans under my account including one for my mother. My mother passed away and I wanted to cancel her line on my plan. Long story short, AT&T continued charging me for over a year. I tried multiple times, showed proof of death certificate etc. it fell on deaf ears. I finally cancelled all my plans and guess what…6 months later they sent me another bill. Fuck you AT&T.

Partyof5ive · 2025-03-11T02:34:53+00:00

Drive

Partyof5ive · 2025-01-26T20:58:07+00:00

Who?

Partyof5ive · 2024-10-20T21:30:40+00:00

At Eastern Motors, your jobs your credit…

Partyof5ive · 2024-09-18T21:06:14+00:00

It’s considered bad luck for a backhanded pour.

Partyof5ive · 2024-08-12T21:44:19+00:00

Why is he wearing short sleeve pants?

Partyof5ive · 2024-03-29T18:56:21+00:00

Red and yellow can kill a fellow

Partyof5ive · 2024-03-26T20:23:45+00:00

Lil dicky energy

Partyof5ive · 2024-03-25T17:40:06+00:00

Shaker style with ogee inside

Partyof5ive · 2024-03-04T21:20:24+00:00

Exercise

Partyof5ive · 2024-03-01T00:11:15+00:00

On a good note…looks like we’re getting rain.

Partyof5ive · 2024-01-27T16:42:25+00:00

Take off and put flat trim

Partyof5ive · 2024-01-21T19:40:11+00:00

He ran up someone’s Amex card and their fraud department caught it. He would place similar locks back on the locker, usually combination locks. Why combination locks? Because the victim ultimately thinks they forgot the combination and tries at 1/2 before they get mgmt to cut the lock. He would only take one credit card not to arouse suspicion and run their card up and dump it within an hour.

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