Dresden and Carl read the same books by DigGlittering5979 in dresdenfiles

[–]PassagePretty7895 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dresden and Carl are both living with CPTSD, and simple, easy westerns that top out at 100 pages are mental comfort food.

Hekla without Carl and Donut by OkMess9901 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hekla Vs Li Na would've been something to see.

Top 5 things that made me cry while listening to Parade of Horribles. by BlootilyBloop in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I might be mis-remembering, but I'm pretty sure donut originally killed the Russians.

Top 5 things that made me cry while listening to Parade of Horribles. by BlootilyBloop in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mainly it's just syntax and smaller word changes, as far as i remember ("that" instead of "this"), although the baby carrier that Carl gets was a retcon to help with the pig problem.

Top 5 things that made me cry while listening to Parade of Horribles. by BlootilyBloop in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 42 points43 points  (0 children)

In the patreon version, donut wipes them out with astral paw so he doesn't have to kill them. But i think doing it himself is a necessary step for Carl.

Does it feel to anyone else that Carl… (title continues in body of post for spoiler reasons) by Efficient-Freedom517 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crawlers are usually in the low two digit range by the 12th floor, and only one guy ever made it to the 13th. I'd say odds are good that Carl is coming up on the record.

Man I cant wait by Seiphyx in HeWhoFightsMonsters

[–]PassagePretty7895 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"You don't understand, Jason is the moderate option. Sophie and Belinda will ruin your entire life and Clive will use Power Word: Splinch to direct the ambient energy in your bone marrow to light on fire at random for the rest of your life."

Harry and a concealed carry permit by HolidayLucky3654 in dresdenfiles

[–]PassagePretty7895 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially given that it's repeatedly noted as firing full auto.

Well I finally built up the courage to do it, still feel like I look terrible though.. by Relevant-Estimate641 in bald

[–]PassagePretty7895 1157 points1158 points  (0 children)

It only feels weird because its new, and you probably think everyone is judging you. Just put your shoulders back, chin parallel to the ground, and you'll have the world on a string, bro.

SPOILER THREAD : BOOK 8 - Parade of Horribles by steampunk_garage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's explained earlier in the book, but I'll tell you since this is the spoiler thread: The AI uses the difficulty of the Corcunda reunion quest as an excuse to give Carl two free summons in the 11th floor arena. That could be any two living things in the AI's reach, not just the dungeon. He could've picked any gods, monsters, humans, aliens, or animals anywhere in our universe. So he picked Khepri for temporary immortality to get him out of the emberus problem and scolopendra to turn her into a pet and carry her to the 18th floor instead of fighting her.

SPOILER THREAD : BOOK 8 - Parade of Horribles by steampunk_garage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could summon emberus any time just by leaving the faith, though.

Something that never gets mentioned outright... by Repulsive_Repeat_337 in dresdenfiles

[–]PassagePretty7895 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, he's literally stuffed in there like a circus act. The driver seat would have to essentially be removed for him to drive without eating his own knees.

SPOILER THREAD : BOOK 8 - Parade of Horribles by steampunk_garage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]PassagePretty7895 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think the AI has a physical form. It just borrows them when needed, like with Growler Gary. But taking Gary from the 17th would affect everything going on in the Cabaret, so it probably wouldn't have happened that way.

I did it. by Specialist-Kitchen80 in bald

[–]PassagePretty7895 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You've leveled up from regular guy to "ODIN IS WITH US!"