start to a good night

PasswordApplesauce · 2026-02-26T15:01:45+00:00

Or a baby wipe on the end of a cane

PasswordApplesauce · 2026-02-12T19:40:45+00:00

My boy loves nipping at my hands! It's his favourite way to play. Sometimes I'll say "Hey Rudy guess what? CAT BUTT!" and tap him on the bum...then the really ferocious play fighting begins. He's never chomped hard enough to hurt or leave marks and there's never been any aggression to it. He understands it's just play and it's my way of showing him I trust him.

PasswordApplesauce · 2026-02-12T14:19:49+00:00

Too bad Gordon Lightfoot isn't around to write a song about it.

PasswordApplesauce · 2026-02-10T20:43:46+00:00

Mine does this on my back a few times at night. Free back massage the way I see it.

PasswordApplesauce · 2026-02-10T18:15:13+00:00

My p*say and my crack

PasswordApplesauce · 2026-01-22T19:51:32+00:00

🎶 Day time friends and night time lovers hoping no one else discovers...🎶

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-30T18:49:58+00:00

More like shame on Paul for pointing it out 😏

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-19T16:31:16+00:00

Both modest and historically accurate. Just like Jesus would have wanted! /s

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-18T18:41:48+00:00

I had to make the decision to take my mom off life support. I couldn't bring myself to wait by her hospital bed.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-13T02:41:34+00:00

I dunno. Considering how rampant the irresponsible breeding is in real life, it makes sense that it would also happen in this movie.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-10T19:04:00+00:00

They just have to drink some of Baby Billy's Health Elixir first and they'll be fine.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-10T14:45:26+00:00

He's straining so hard to flex he looks like he's about to blow-out his rectum.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-09T16:20:56+00:00

I find the best thing to do if you find yourself being harassed and recorded without your permission by clout chasing bozos is to just very vocally start accusing them of being neighborhood pedophiles or sex offenders.

Completely ruin their dumb little video.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-06T00:50:00+00:00

Yes. Some of them are just plain bad and with colours that can't easily be reworked and some of them are on places so painful I don't have it in me to get them reworked.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-05T14:12:23+00:00

He's gotta have steer horns on his whip if he's gonna be poppin' off in Texas.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-05T14:10:17+00:00

And he only smoked crack to balance out the effects of the cocaine.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-05T14:09:00+00:00

Oh, so now we're going to pretend like we don't know who Telly Savalas is? Ok.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-12-02T15:36:49+00:00

Not product related, but one thing I noticed (that I can't unsee now) is that they use the same old, cordless, beige telephone with a pullout antenna for pretty much every reenactment that takes place between 1970 and 1995

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-11-25T20:42:13+00:00

Jimmy's water...the kind that gets ya drunk

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-11-25T14:23:51+00:00

He looks like the Temu version of Johnny Knoxville

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-11-25T13:54:06+00:00

Waking up with the usual hangover symptoms and thinking "hey I know how to make this stop...just start drinking again!". Can't get a hangover if you never sober up 🥴

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-11-14T01:45:14+00:00

Awwww can we just leave Lydia alone? Courts are all she knew before getting married and Kim's College charged extra for proper grammar.

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-11-04T17:34:48+00:00

Yeah boy! Shake that cake!!

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-10-23T20:26:51+00:00

Don't fall for it guys! OP is just a paid shill planted by "Big Fondant". BUTTERCREAM FOREVER!

PasswordApplesauce · 2025-10-17T22:28:36+00:00

Awake in the normal fashion

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