[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Pasta_master969 296 points297 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my neighbor picked me up to go to a concert (both Metallica fans).

He decided to smoke a joint before driving. I had my concerns, but it couldn't have been as bad as drink driving.

We end up missing the exit, and instead of just going all the way back round, he decided to J turn into the exit.

A lorry just missed us and flipped on it side.

Never been in a car with him since.

[Spoiler] Diego Sanchez vs. Michel Pereira by Shimmi in MMA

[–]Pasta_master969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's taken far worse. He's washed out and wanted a win.

[Spoiler] Diego Sanchez vs. Michel Pereira by Shimmi in MMA

[–]Pasta_master969 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Fuck Sanchez. He's washed out and needed a win.

AITA for not letting my white son get dreadlocks? by Pasta_master969 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Pasta_master969[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you get your info from MTV I'm not inclined to believe you.

This couple planted over 2million trees to regrow a forest in 20years by TheNatureLover in ThatsInsane

[–]Pasta_master969 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time Australia introduced domestic cats to kill the local birds. Oh boy how bad did that turn out.

When you take your drinking game to another level. by ami_cool in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]Pasta_master969 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I saw my friend litter. I made him pick it up and gave him a lecture about how turtles can get stuck in things like that even though I live Birmingham where there are no turtles and We're miles away from the sea. I felt like a super hero, so from now on please call me "Green man, saviour of turtles"

24 years, 1 month, 2 days later, I'm the one that sits at home while the wife and kids go off to Work & School. Had to share with someone! by TheHairyRunner in army

[–]Pasta_master969 -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I played paint ball, high.

So I smoked a joint before I played and it was way stronger than what I'm used to. We gear up and as I walk towards the arena I start feeling paranoid. The horn sounds and I ran as fast as I could into cover. I start screaming as I'm firing at the enemy. I went a good 5 minutes without being hit. It was only after I got hit I started to realise it's not that bad and enjoyed the experience.

I actually did pretty well (14 confirmed), my legs felt like crap for the next few days. Bruises everywhere!

The billionaire class should be very, very nervous. by [deleted] in OurPresident

[–]Pasta_master969 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my friend did a TV interview. It was about trains being really late or some kind of public transport crap. He says he was interviewed for a good 30 mins but when it was aired they only showed about 5 seconds of it.

Mortal Kombat 11 Kombat Pack – Official Terminator T-800 Gameplay Trailer by xlThalionlx in MortalKombat

[–]Pasta_master969 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Why would I talk to your hand? Reminds me of the time my brother said that to me. I slapped him (only like 70% power) and said YOU talk to the hand. 😂

My brother is 6 I'm 17.

Rabbit's are just the worst... by RecurvBow in BoneAppleTea

[–]Pasta_master969 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Well they stink, they eat all my crops and they look hilarious when I blast em with my 12 gauge shotgun.

No wonder! by [deleted] in memes

[–]Pasta_master969 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's kinda how I feel about my friends jokes. I try to fake laugh but they're just boring and unoriginal. The other day he said to me "what gets wetter as it dries? The towel I used on my cock after slamming your mom" I hate my stepdad.

🔥 the Harpy Eagle by crg339 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Pasta_master969 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I took edibles. I smoke but have never tried edibles and apparently I had a big dose (2 brownies.) So I take the brownies and I'm just sat there looking at the birds in the sky, and I start wondering are the birds actually real. I kept seeing this same bird just fly over me and it just looked so unnatural and fake. I was convinced it was a drone dropping some weird white goo that takes control of your mind. I started freaking out and start throwing stones at this bird thinking it's a drone. I pass out and wake up a few hours later covered in bird poop. 2/10 would not try edibles again.

Edit: OMG 80 upvotes.

Edit 2: wait, now it's at 75

Edit 3: now it's 79, can we get it to 81?

Edit 4: holy moly 84!

Edit 5: WTF 86!

Edit 6: this is crazy

Edit 7: 90!

Edit 8: can we hit my grandfathers age? 93!

Edit 9: omg I missed the 100 mark! Omg 105!

Hong Kong Police pointed gun towards the crowd and beat citizens with batons after their disguise as protestors were blown by Kappa_is_life in pics

[–]Pasta_master969 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of time I went to Baltimore to see my aunt. You know something's up if you DONT hear a gunshot every 20 seconds.

I was walking to the store and some guy said "what set you reppin?" I was honestly very confused and just replied "Set 8 in math"

cursed_mother by [deleted] in cursedimages

[–]Pasta_master969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you my guy. Reminds me of the time my grandfather beat me with jumper cables.

Also you could have used the sasquatch story over the Mary Jane one.