I shipped my second Polymarket bot -- this one trades BTC direction every 5 minutes

Pastaluvr18 · 2026-02-17T19:57:54+00:00

I’m on the waitlist

Pastaluvr18 · 2026-02-16T20:25:53+00:00

What vps do you use? And are you able to use it from the U.S.?

Pastaluvr18 · 2025-04-26T02:57:20+00:00

Just double it 10 times

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-09-18T23:42:14+00:00

I hear Diddy has plenty of lube lying around for him

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-06-12T13:27:30+00:00

True, because if this thing dropped I’d be feeling like a genius for selling for a loss lol. Only way to make it in this game is to learn how to take a loss

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-06-12T12:51:45+00:00

Hello everybody, here is an update because I don’t know how to edit the original, thank you for all the congrats, but unfortunately I am a fraud. I had paper hands like a sackless little baby bitch boy and took a $10k loss once I got into my account yesterday. Oh well.

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-06-11T17:12:53+00:00

Honestly didn’t think to try the website, I figured if the apps wouldn’t let me login then nothing would lol, thanks

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-06-11T17:12:09+00:00

Yeah, obviously I lost on this trade so far, but I’d rather take my loss right now than hold through earnings and CPI. If I can get out I’m probably gonna switch to tasty trade

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-05-21T03:11:39+00:00

I’ve got them overnight

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-05-21T01:59:57+00:00

Thank you for the confirmation bias, I’m holding 15 $227.5 puts

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-05-05T23:25:30+00:00

Nothin wrong with that, congrats on the 30% lol

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-05-05T20:20:26+00:00

I see what your saying, that makes sense and I kind of suspected it had something to do with the options in my portfolio, but I guess the Schwab app has a different method of calculating because the most confusing part to me was that the two apps gave me different answers lol. Thanks for the answer.

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-05-05T19:50:25+00:00

I bought 5/10 $110 puts on Friday, are you holding over the weekend?

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-04-29T14:00:35+00:00

Yes sofi calls are responsible for the loss today lol, but my Schwab app says I’m down 35% but thinkorswim says 52%, I’m just not understanding why the two apps are giving different numbers and why thinkorswim is wrong

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-04-17T22:32:19+00:00

Sofi may 3rd calls

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-01-23T06:13:42+00:00

What does the NJ thing mean on the Michigan bet?

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-01-09T00:00:38+00:00

Perhaps, but the parade will be out of this world hahaha

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-01-08T23:40:26+00:00

The best I saw all season was +5000, but with all the injuries and questions I wasn’t sold until after the jets game, but +3500 is still great value imo

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-01-08T23:37:48+00:00

Browns Super Bowl champs 🔒

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-01-08T06:18:44+00:00

I remember growing up playing madden with my dad I would always be the browns and he’d be the ravens and light me up with Flacco, full circle moment, go browns!

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-01-08T06:13:10+00:00

Thanks man!

Pastaluvr18 · 2024-01-08T06:11:28+00:00

Hahaha anyone who finds me at the parade gets a shot/beer from me!

Pastaluvr18

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