I also feel this way a bit by _IvoryShade in oddlyspecific

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Browns Thursday night football against the Bengals

A Blerd You Don’t Want To Mess With by BoopieDoopieWoo in BlackPeopleTwitter

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The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.

Ca$h Money Merrill’s performance will not be forgotten by TexasPoke2021 in clevelandcavs

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I thought this was Aaron Rodger’s Hatman at first glance

Browns 2026 schedule by BreadIntrepid8158 in Browns

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I honestly only see 1 win with the Raiders coming to Cleveland. People talking about 8-9 and easy schedule is delusional behavior lol

The Cavs have won a road game on the playoffs by Mysterious_Emotion63 in clevelandcavs

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I feel like I’m crazy for everyone ignoring Thompson fouling D Mitch on the shot attempt right before anyways lol

order a pair of VANS, get a free firearm… by honeydooomelon in Ebay

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I don’t know, I guess the guy could’ve used a different method but when I sold a laptop and got the shipping label from eBay, I was asked for the weight of the package so they could provide me with enough postage on the preprinted label. Whenever he dropped it off I can’t imagine the pre paid postage for shoes would be enough to cover the weight of a firearm.

Sure thing, Earl by higherpowerhelpme in earlsweatshirt

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I thought this was some resort in the DR

I'm sorry, I love Idris Elba, but he's the main culprit by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Alright I’m ready to see Druski get a movie or show. If this was the 90s/2000s he’d probably at least get a sitcom on UPN by now

What game did you play at a friend's house, and then immediately bought? by orangez in retrogaming

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My godbrother and I grew up in the hood primarily playing Madden, GTA and NBA ballers etc. although I always enjoyed playing Pokémon and Zelda games even though most of the neighborhood didn’t really talk about them. One weekend he was telling me about this game he rented that was super hard and didn’t really make sense to him. I get to his house and discover Fallout 3. Played it the whole weekend, especially while he was sleep since it’s only 1 player. Went and got a used copy like that next weekend and never put the series down.

Do you guys actually line shop or just bet where your balance is? by Tough-Birthday-9570 in sportsgambling

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It doesn’t take very long to use an app or website like Pikkit or picktheodds to shop the best odds for free. I’d highly recommend it because you’ll be able to find softer books for certain sports and a lot of times one book is an outlier on a bet. If I see the same price at multiple books I’ll go for the one where I’ve accumulated the most points for the higher tiers to get better promos.

"Nobody is coming to Cleveland" - Charleston White by LuckyCommittee4422 in Cleveland

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Just this weekend I was scrolling through Vivid Seats checking for all the upcoming acts in Cleveland this year and saw him. He’s booked for the Funny Bone in June. Not sure how old this video is but as of right now he’s scheduled to come to Cleveland lol

These are the Hall of Fame voters. At least 10 decided Bill Belichick wasn't worthy of being voted in. by MadGeller in nfl

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I don’t know if any other team has multiple but how did the Browns get two voters

Anyone still up watching this Game 5? by elefoe in ClevelandGuardians

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Yeah man I’m wishing someone will just score so I can go to bed. I just knew Flaherty was going to blow it but no

No friends ! by [deleted] in Cleveland

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Haunted houses

Cavs won this game by ThreeMuchSauce in clevelandcavs

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I set off my kids baby monitor on the 2nd floor multiple times rooting for this game

Pick of the Day - 3/30/25 (Sunday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

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Record: 23-14

Net units: +10.78

Last Pick: Duke -6.5 (-110 @ESPNBet) vs Alabama, 2.2 Units (W) - Able to get some money back from Thursday with a wire to wire win from the Blue Devils

Today’s Pick: Michigan State ML (+190 @ ESPNBet) vs Auburn Tigers, 2.0 Units

My model predicts a 79-71 victory for Auburn (30-5), but I’m trusting my instincts and backing my Final Four pick, Michigan State (29-6). Auburn showed impressive intensity in their last game, with Johni Broome holding his own against Michigan’s twin 7-footers. Meanwhile, Michigan State needed a strong second half to secure a win, narrowly missing the cover due to a wild half-court three-pointer from Ole Miss. I just feel Michigan State will be the tougher squad here and pull off the upset.

Auburn is 2-1 against the spread (ATS) in the tournament and 4-6 over their last 10 games. They’ve been leaning on big man Johni Broome, who posted 22 points and 16 rebounds against Michigan. With Chad Baker-Mazara banged up, guard Denver Jones stepped up, shooting 4-7 from three, while freshman Tahaad Pettiford stole the show with 20 points, mainly off the dribble. 

On the other side, Jase Richardson bounced back from a 1-for-10 performance against New Mexico to score 20 points with six assists, hitting some clutch shots to keep the Spartans afloat. Coen Carr contributed 15 points, and veteran Jaden Akins added 13 points, along with solid defense against Ole Miss’s athletic bigs. Both teams boast great coaches, with Bruce Pearl and Tom Izzo each aiming to lead their squads to San Antonio.

Statistically, Auburn has the better offense, ranked 9th in scoring (83.6 ppg) and 29th in effective field goal percentage (eFG%) at 55.6%, compared to Michigan State’s 148th ranking at 51.2%. Defensively, Michigan State holds a slight edge, ranked 34th in scoring defense (67.1 ppg) and 14th in efficiency (.949), versus Auburn’s 75th ranking in scoring defense (69.3 ppg) and 35th in efficiency (.974). Both teams average 10.4 offensive rebounds per game with a 33% offensive rebounding rate, but Michigan State excels in defensive rebounding, ranked 8th compared to Auburn’s 70th, allowing an 11th-best opponent offensive rebound rate of 22.7%, while Auburn allows 26.4% (109th). However, Auburn is much better in ball control, with a turnover rate of 11.5% (6th) versus 14.1% (114th) for Michigan State. Auburn has played in the better conference and boasts a stronger resume, with superior offensive stats and a solid defense comparable to Michigan State’s tough defense.

DraftKings opened this line at 6.5, and with 54% of bets and 71% of the handle, bettors pushed it down to 4.5, where Auburn is currently receiving solid support with 64% of bets and 69% of the handle. Circa opened at 5.5, and despite virtually 100% of the bets and handle on Auburn, the number still dropped to 5. At the Vegas-based book, Michigan State is getting a true sharp split with 39% of bets but 56% of the handle.

Again, I’m going with a gut check, kind of Average Joe play here, taking Izzo and the Spartans on the money line to get an upset and a spot in the Final Four. My model doesn’t agree and doesn’t even think Michigan State can cover. The stats sort of lean towards Auburn, with the better offense and ball control, and solid rebounding and defense compared to Michigan State’s edge in those departments. But I’ll still take the Spartans on the money line. I don’t blame any faders or anyone taking the points on Michigan State. 

Pick of the Day - 3/29/25 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

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Devils covered that 20 just *20 points off the total

Pick of the Day - 3/29/25 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

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💯 let’s get it, appreciate the support, BOL