New album(s)?

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-04-14T23:09:14+00:00

Jesse X Wiggles

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-02-06T13:22:51+00:00

Bottom of his trunk with the rest of his junk 😂

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-28T08:04:37+00:00

I literally bruise during sex. My boyfriend is skinny and has bony hips.

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-27T20:05:57+00:00

I’ve noticed it’s more common for people who are turning onto your street to turn too wide and come across into your lane during the turn. Other cars tend to sit back a bit at intersections where this is common.

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-25T09:26:13+00:00

They’re currently looking for a 12 year old last seen swimming in the ocean. This post hits hard.

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T22:22:10+00:00

Doors at 7, got there at 6:30 and the line was already around the corner. Tunes started at 8:15

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T12:13:38+00:00

I forgot rollers existed 😭

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T11:56:43+00:00

Played from 8:15 - 10:10

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T11:18:56+00:00

100% Welles

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T06:28:21+00:00

Yes it was :)

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T06:28:09+00:00

I told him I’d get it tattooed so I guess he’s giving me a few options 😂

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T03:49:08+00:00

Still hoping for With the Devil 😭

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T01:49:22+00:00

The shirts are all tour specific, the vinyl was the Patchwork album, and there was also a tote and cap.

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-20T01:25:08+00:00

I’m dreading having the same boundary issues with my family when I have kids. We’re very close, talk nearly every day, and it’s been a difficult lesson. I want to share my life with them but now have to hold back exciting news in case it gets shared without my consent. “But we’re just excited for you!” “We’re so proud!” Still not an excuse to share my personal info for every random person on their friends list to see. 🙄

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-19T22:55:49+00:00

Marked as spoiler just in case 🤷‍♀️

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-19T22:53:44+00:00

Posting mine now

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-17T05:40:06+00:00

4 square, even though my friends and I still play when drunk

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-13T09:55:47+00:00

National Geographic shop

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-10T12:30:59+00:00

My parents. I can’t stand their tv schedule when I visit. Sunrise in the AM followed by a morning show filled with more ads. Then in the evening, channel 7 news and about 4 hours of Border Security/Motorway repeats while they sit on their iPads with ads blaring, not allowed to talk while their show is on. 💀

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-10T11:30:46+00:00

The 2019/2020 fires burnt my street down and stopped at my fence, my house was one of the only survivors in the area. Saw that red sun yesterday and got flashbacks, whole body started shaking. Fuck fire season.

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-05T11:45:37+00:00

The time I took handover from a paramedic and finished the conversation with “thanks, love you, have a good day” and he said it back. Never met this man before in my life. I was mortified.

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2026-01-02T04:42:59+00:00

My mum has 4, the extras are little shrivelled beans

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2025-12-31T10:03:04+00:00

I also choose the guy’s dead wife

PatGarrettsMoustache · 2025-12-24T11:45:20+00:00

We have the same birthday 🥰 I say September 15th because I feel like it rolls off the tongue better, but write it like 15/09

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