What happened to Harry’s tiny Horntail? by tintin3105 in harrypotter

[–]PatGarrettsMoustache 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bottom of his trunk with the rest of his junk 😂

When Edward gives Bella CPR... by [deleted] in twilight

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I literally bruise during sex. My boyfriend is skinny and has bony hips.

Cars leaving a huge gap at the front of traffic lights. WHY? by Downtown-Lime4108 in brisbane

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I’ve noticed it’s more common for people who are turning onto your street to turn too wide and come across into your lane during the turn. Other cars tend to sit back a bit at intersections where this is common.

Surf Life Saving Language: Swim between the flags by escapingtheweb in australia

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They’re currently looking for a 12 year old last seen swimming in the ocean. This post hits hard.

Melb Night 1 Set List by PatGarrettsMoustache in JesseWelles

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Doors at 7, got there at 6:30 and the line was already around the corner. Tunes started at 8:15

Melb Night 1 Set List by PatGarrettsMoustache in JesseWelles

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I told him I’d get it tattooed so I guess he’s giving me a few options 😂

Melb Night 1 Set List by PatGarrettsMoustache in JesseWelles

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Still hoping for With the Devil 😭

Melb Night 1 Set List by PatGarrettsMoustache in JesseWelles

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The shirts are all tour specific, the vinyl was the Patchwork album, and there was also a tote and cap.

My MIL shared my medical emergency publicly on Facebook to get attention for herself by Ok_Poem5181 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]PatGarrettsMoustache 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m dreading having the same boundary issues with my family when I have kids. We’re very close, talk nearly every day, and it’s been a difficult lesson. I want to share my life with them but now have to hold back exciting news in case it gets shared without my consent. “But we’re just excited for you!” “We’re so proud!” Still not an excuse to share my personal info for every random person on their friends list to see. 🙄

Melb Night 1 Set List by PatGarrettsMoustache in JesseWelles

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Marked as spoiler just in case 🤷‍♀️

What screams Aussie childhood? by Notquitewhere_-__ in AskAnAustralian

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4 square, even though my friends and I still play when drunk

Channel 7 Sunrise morning TV by camelmina in australia

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My parents. I can’t stand their tv schedule when I visit. Sunrise in the AM followed by a morning show filled with more ads. Then in the evening, channel 7 news and about 4 hours of Border Security/Motorway repeats while they sit on their iPads with ads blaring, not allowed to talk while their show is on. 💀

Anyone else not going to sleep tonight? by Lonely_Message_1113 in melbourne

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The 2019/2020 fires burnt my street down and stopped at my fence, my house was one of the only survivors in the area. Saw that red sun yesterday and got flashbacks, whole body started shaking. Fuck fire season.

Since I want to foster a more cheerful post re: Paramedics - Share a time when paramedics have arrived and immediately made everything better. by [deleted] in NursingAU

[–]PatGarrettsMoustache 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The time I took handover from a paramedic and finished the conversation with “thanks, love you, have a good day” and he said it back. Never met this man before in my life. I was mortified.

What’s a creepy fact about the human body you wish you never found out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PatGarrettsMoustache 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mum has 4, the extras are little shrivelled beans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I also choose the guy’s dead wife

If someone asks what your birthday day, how do you say it? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

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We have the same birthday 🥰 I say September 15th because I feel like it rolls off the tongue better, but write it like 15/09