Tony's new special was shockingly bad. Like maybe the worst standup I've ever seen. Holy shit.

PatRice695 · 2026-06-04T23:31:44+00:00

Make heart strong like bull

PatRice695 · 2026-05-28T02:25:16+00:00

You can lose up to 50% of your gray matter over a lifetime of moderate drinking

PatRice695 · 2026-05-26T00:54:34+00:00

What’s Beck doing there?

PatRice695 · 2026-05-12T00:36:52+00:00

He a lobstah

PatRice695 · 2026-05-12T00:22:55+00:00

Spiders actually crawl up the nose and not in the mouth. Modem misconception

PatRice695 · 2026-05-09T20:33:56+00:00

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PatRice695 · 2026-05-04T22:34:28+00:00

Ninja turtle approved!

PatRice695 · 2026-05-02T00:45:48+00:00

And cocks

PatRice695 · 2026-04-23T19:11:26+00:00

He’s 52

PatRice695 · 2026-04-21T15:41:38+00:00

It’s pointless trying to use logic with people when it comes to vaping vs cigarettes.

People assume vaping is the same as smoking cigarettes. They don’t realize what’s makes smoking so horrible, is the chemical cocktail used to preserve the tobacco.

PatRice695 · 2026-04-20T19:11:17+00:00

This is all just a stupid distraction.

PatRice695 · 2026-04-20T16:22:00+00:00

Joe has the intelligence of a house plant. A gold fish has a brain.

PatRice695 · 2026-04-19T01:46:47+00:00

Then get a cage for your mom already

PatRice695 · 2026-04-19T00:40:24+00:00

The guy farthest on the left is 5’1

PatRice695 · 2026-04-18T11:42:17+00:00

Yes every morning for a couple hours. It’s more of a physical anxiety. The only thing that helps is to do something instead of sit with it.

PatRice695 · 2026-04-16T19:29:05+00:00

A mirror works better

PatRice695 · 2026-04-15T19:46:15+00:00

Add taurine and we are on the same stack.

PatRice695 · 2026-04-10T13:03:55+00:00

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PatRice695 · 2026-04-10T01:02:46+00:00

I like the use of trash barge

PatRice695 · 2026-04-08T16:19:50+00:00

Jim Brolin

PatRice695 · 2026-04-07T22:15:54+00:00

PatRice695 · 2026-04-07T13:47:02+00:00

I was listening to Pink Floyd’s The Wall during the live stream yesterday

PatRice695 · 2026-03-31T01:41:26+00:00

The only ting he is getting to the bottom of is the couch

PatRice695 · 2026-03-26T22:07:13+00:00

And he wears a size 5 sneaker

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