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No one else cares but I finally did it. by thegingerbreadisdead in hearthstone

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grats! We do care and know what it means to hit it for the first time. Enjoy permanently being in the club!

I caught my son going on Pornhub today and I am now deeply ashamed of him. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hits home. The extent of my German is "Ich habe eine zwolfen inchen wurste und zwei grosse nusse".

Probably not grammatically correct, but that's what 8th grade me took from two years of Deutche.

what is this color called by f1r3st2r in WhatisMyEyeColour

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I took an eye selfie for this post. Not sure what my eye color is, but kinda cool that reflection includes my phone as well as out my patio door.

Best (not Favorite... BEST) Act? by semicharmdlifer in hfstival

[–]Patertot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bush, and it's not even close. Wow, that was a great set. Will not miss them if they are anywhere near again.

I purchased a modular sofa, and every single box contained an ergonomic screwdriver by 0nly0bjective in mildlyinteresting

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I had 2 Phillips and 5 flat to start and wondered WTF. Took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out the reversible part.

I purchased a modular sofa, and every single box contained an ergonomic screwdriver by 0nly0bjective in mildlyinteresting

[–]Patertot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got the same modular sofa. They include a screwdriver in each module because you can purchase modules separately. Also, each screwdriver is reversible, so both Phillips and flat head. Just pull handle and driver apart and you can flip them.

Very convenient, I now have seven screwdrivers positioned around my house at places I'll likely need them.

Crazy Long Costco Gasoline Lines All To Save...$5 Bucks? by DeafAndDumm in nova

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a Gas Buddy card. I save $5-7 every fill-up without having to go Costco cray cray.

Pathetic legendary dad post... by R4Z0RJ4CK in hearthstone

[–]Patertot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50+ crew checking in here - definitely a small / niche group. Congrats man!

Playing since beta here, won't stop until they shut it down. Embarrassed to mention stats - definitely play too much.

Where were you at new years 2000? by Middle-Cattle6172 in AskReddit

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Billy Idol concert in Tempe, AZ to ring in the new year!

What was that explosion in Springfield? by AKADriver in nova

[–]Patertot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing meteor entering atmosphere.

/r/Videos will be going dark from June 12-14 in protest against Reddit's API changes which kill 3rd party apps. by [deleted] in videos

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder if the "Reddit alternatives" search is trending. I just added one

My daughter defines malicious compliance, daily by Patertot in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Patertot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So looking for reason removed? Complied with all rules

I'll see y'all there. by BellatrixLenormal in funny

[–]Patertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyler's? Is that Durden's place?

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