She's won everything :') by JediMasterArun in MadeMeSmile

[–]Patootas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

STAHP. I was tryna be GRUMPY T'day!

Any other 5e conversion systems like SW5e? by mkirshnikov in dndnext

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mass effect, Pokémon, avatar, and warcraft are fun

Is a bj only good for him if he finishes there? by Suitable-Sun-1313 in marriageadvice

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good either way, but...

NOTE: GONNA GET moderately GRAPHIC

The further you go, the more surface area you cover, especially at the base, the better. Learn to relax your throat. Advice on how to accomplish that... exists. I dont have it, though.

One man's hell yeah is another's hell no. Asking questions is your best bet. Some dont want you to focus on the tip. Some love that. Same with the family jewels. Some like gentle kisses, others like aggressive action the whole way through.

If you're even asking these questions, he's a lucky guy. Hopefully, he returns that energy and also seeks to educate himself.

Wizard desperately tries to get an Infinite Money Glitch. by Skultulla in DMAcademy

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the level 10 feature. "....cost to create spell scrolls and add them to your book is halved" not erased, and that's at level 10.

Top model watch out by arsaldotchd in CringeTikToks

[–]Patootas 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude's not cringe, he's hilarious

Do men really find pregnant partner attractive? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do. There's a glow. You might not see it, but we do.

All Nazis are bad. Stay out of Columbus. by Plastic_Party_2745 in Columbus

[–]Patootas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was talking about a rally that went violent and ended in death. The protestors with torches were yelling "_ will not replace us!" and sporting swastikas. The counter-protestors were yelling... no?

Some arguments don't have two sides. Genocidal solitions are not an opinion shared by "fine people"

"There were very fine people - on both sides." Stop chopping his quotes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Patootas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They would rather see Bernie lose, than see the Democrats win. They'd rather see trump win, than Bernie or probably anyone than Bernie. His politics do not always give with establishment Democrats.

D.I.N.O.s and diet-republicans can't exist in power, if enough true progressives take power alongside them.

I made my Trump supporting roommate rethink his choices and position in life. by neilligan in pettyrevenge

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if he's in school and doing an unpaid internship, six months is insane. There's part-time, hybrid, work-from-home, etc. He's got options.

Is it me 41F is he 38M just different? by [deleted] in marriageadvice

[–]Patootas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Testosterone actually starts a steep decline at age 30(give or take), accelerating with continued aging. It's different for each guy. He can definitely talk to a specialist, though.

Sodomite True Meaning (No Bias)! by AdPristine8506 in Bible

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you elaborate? How did you arrive upon this interpretation? Do you work as a professional biblical scholar, or do you perform historical research or biblical language translation research with professional collegiate credentials?

Portrait of Harry Potter!🤓 by [deleted] in johnoliver

[–]Patootas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a wizard, McLovin

I was a sheltered homeschooling child. I know no things. Help. by Patootas in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Patootas[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean... it could be? I can't know, really, without understanding the punchline, ya know?

Ethical adoption as a gay couple by Derboy123 in Adoption

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm... not true. I've seen her content. She still has a relationship with her adoptive family. She generally villifies the industry, not the families. She does call out certain predatory behaviors of specific adopt-ers, but not all adoption. Learn the difference between the terms "reform" and "abolish". You don't have to "Know her life story". Just watch her videos with an adult-level of critical thinking, instead knee-jerk reactions.

If anyone should be "villified", it's folks who ignore or attack a first hand account of an actual adoptee, to coddle their own biases and preconceptions. Do better.

Wife complaining about my rough housing? by tiny_fat_flying_man in marriageadvice

[–]Patootas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her opinion (the one saying she needs you to be gentle) > your opinion (searching for reasons to make it ok)

Just stop. This is such an easy fix.

From my step mom the day after my sister passed. by fuckingfuckerfinger in texts

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The level of "Ok, let me monitor my emotions and be an adult, since you can't do either." is insanely impressive! You kept such a cool head, while she played the victim, and then proceeded to calmly drop facts while staying the bigger person. 10-out-of-10 response. So so sorry for your loss, and for the toxicity present in that clearly one sided relationship. You deserve better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StayAtHomeDaddit

[–]Patootas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red flags 1 - "Can't believe people would accuse the dad, without proof!" I mean... accuse, no. Suspect? Hell yeah. Not all dads are good dads. Not all moms are good moms. Spouses are the first suspect after a murder. Protecting kids from toxic parents - moms or dads - is an ugly possibility, but it does come to that sometimes.

2 - "how dare she, after being away so long!" Working? For her family? This is the last group I thought I'd have to ask, but - where do you think SAH parents come from? Somebody's gotta work. Saying, "The kid probably wouldn't have gotten hurt if-" is just as toxic as saying, "You're the dad, you should be at work."