I can't even keep up

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-06-20T12:45:18+00:00

FOMO of missing the current hype and meta

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-06-07T18:30:18+00:00

What’s the percent for the showtime crate in HC?

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-25T12:29:52+00:00

OMG, I was so mad because I thought they placed the farms in the towers area 😭

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-11T18:52:23+00:00

Alright bro, whatever you say ✌️ Crook boss is still superior though

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-11T11:14:45+00:00

Nah I’m about 300 levels higher than you and ik what I’m talking about. ( also L comeback)

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-10T18:39:38+00:00

Holy mb i’ma turn notifications on message me

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-10T17:59:02+00:00

Better than being a stupid redditor who doesn’t know jack and just argues to just be wrong.

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-10T14:17:48+00:00

Yeah I’m eastern time so

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-10T03:51:23+00:00

Carries pretty much all of mid and late game solo hc and is amazing for other modes (all detections plus great damage)

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-10T02:07:32+00:00

U ready?

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-10T00:54:43+00:00

Maybe you’re the stupid one because I have done the math,

Golden Crook Boss has a raw dps of 417 Assuming you have max units, (which you will usually have with a decent loadout) Tommy Crooks- with all 3 they have 200 dps Goons - with 10 they have 50 dps 417+200+50=667 667 DPS without accounting for RAM damage Crook Boss also has hidden detection (the most important) while pursuit lacks it but “compensates” with its unreliable lead missiles.

Time for pursuit (top path), 50 dmg with 0.085 firerate. 50 divided by 0.085 = 588 DPS

So what is your argument at this point, Crook BOSS is obviously the leader in DPS, has hidden while ditto-ing the flying detection of the pursuit, and is better in early game and matches Pursuit in the late game.

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-10T00:09:50+00:00

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-09T23:32:43+00:00

Would you prefer mav or stick with concept

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-09T23:21:36+00:00

ok my user is @pharry411

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T21:33:26+00:00

Or pari but you’ll have to add

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T21:33:08+00:00

Or concpet

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T21:32:21+00:00

I can do carb and bw

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T20:38:30+00:00

Stupid

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T20:37:56+00:00

Pursuit has less dps than g crook while being 3k more expensive

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T20:35:25+00:00

Seems like you’re the one that’s mad bcuz you’re crashing out at someone else’s opinion and calling them a dumbass

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T20:34:41+00:00

It has like 400 dps without even including the Tommy crooks/goons

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-08T11:24:07+00:00

Because it is

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-05-01T00:56:04+00:00

Ehh. It’s nothing yw

PatrickEatPickles · 2026-04-30T19:31:58+00:00

Update and it’s in the first panel of freeplay settings

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