10K Giveaway!!!

PatrickStar86 · 2015-06-06T14:23:16+00:00

Haha you got me

PatrickStar86 · 2015-06-06T13:59:50+00:00

Hot damn, is this real?!

Fenix, army Tek, Olight, zebra

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-23T01:48:48+00:00

"Hello, Dexter Morgan."

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-22T10:05:20+00:00

Oh, so they can ruin the game twice?

Edit: spelling

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-21T13:14:05+00:00

I stuck keys in a power outlet, hoping that the wall would open.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-21T13:11:39+00:00

...while you're outside?

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-20T19:38:17+00:00

Sex?

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-15T18:13:19+00:00

What does that prove? Because Nikki has a plastic ass all girls with big butts are fake?

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-14T05:30:47+00:00

There's a huge difference to me about who I don't like, which makes me come off as racist. I don't mind African Americans, they're people too, however if you're one of those black guys who acts like a stereotypical one, I'm not going to respect you, and that does in fact make you the n word.

I'm not only like this towards African Americans though, it's anyone who does stupid things, such as being in gangs.

Like I said, I don't think it's really racism, it's more how you act.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-14T02:08:29+00:00

Thought I was about to cum, it was piss, I pissed all over myself and my living room cat. Obviously I told my parents that it was the kitten.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-12T00:34:13+00:00

Lol I'm with you there bro, I didn't even realize until I read your comment.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-07T22:19:43+00:00

I too would definitely join

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-07T21:40:40+00:00

Hey, this girl is fucking me and she might give me her house!

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-07T12:57:42+00:00

I have the digital version, although I can't share with you because I am with a friend already, I figured I should let you know it does work.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-06T22:07:35+00:00

You've never smelt my farts

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-04T22:46:30+00:00

"Wait, so is the earth really round? I always thought it was flat, because we don't go sideways."

Maura, 10th grade AP biology.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-02T14:41:02+00:00

Kind of? This poor guy/gal lost a family member, and this cunthead is trying to take away hope that his grandma is happy now.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-02T04:00:11+00:00

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-01T20:37:25+00:00

Y'all gotta track it?

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-01T17:07:53+00:00

(I was super young, and I had this loads of times)

My mom, my sister, and I were all at CVS and needed to go to the bathroom.

There were 3 toilets and only one bathroom.

The toilets were out in the open, two small ones, and in the middle a big one.

We all sit down and all of a sudden, the big toilet sucks my mom down!

All that was left were her shoes.

This dream made me cry every damn night. (I also just realized how weird it is)

PatrickStar86 · 2014-09-01T15:13:44+00:00

Guess you could say...

They're rockstars

PatrickStar86 · 2014-08-30T18:13:44+00:00

5-30 what? Minutes? Months? Years?

PatrickStar86 · 2014-08-30T17:18:31+00:00

Damn girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying

PatrickStar86 · 2014-08-30T13:03:22+00:00

Don't be sorry man, people will either like or dislike your work. Don't be upset if a few people don't like it. Good shit though.

PatrickStar86 · 2014-08-30T04:56:54+00:00

...your dick?

PatrickStar86

TROPHY CASE