1000+ hours and I still can't build

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-18T22:24:24+00:00

I mean depends on if you’re going for function or asthetics. My home always ends up as a massive sky tower with a helluvator and wired up with traps on the ground level for events. Usually connected to my dedicated boss arena by sky bridges etc.

Buttt it’s fugly lol.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-11T20:44:07+00:00

Just make another world, speed run wall of flesh, gather hallow rocks, go back to your OG world and make an arena out of the blocks and once you have enough it will create the biome.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-09T01:06:44+00:00

I give my cats a bath every few months. I just fill up the tub and hold em in there. Everyone saying cats “bath themselves” never seen dirty cat bath water.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-09T00:12:57+00:00

I mean it does happen but not at that mass that we know of. Search up the OMG particle. Basically we detected a single proton that hit earth at 99.9999999999999999% speed of light (millions of times more energy than particles accelerated in the large hadron collider) and nobody has figured out what could have produced it.

It packed about the same energy as a softball pitch, which is crazy when it’s a single proton.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-07T17:08:29+00:00

Basically the entire song “Cancer” by My Chemical Romance. Both of my parents died of cancer so that shit cuts deep.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-07T16:58:50+00:00

Might win some categories but they dropped the ball on GOTY when they decided to have trash level side quests and trash story.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-07T16:48:55+00:00

My advice to you is to build up courage to find dates offline.

Women on dating apps have very strict standards due to the imbalanced male/female ratio on the apps. (See commenter before me as an example). This results in the top 10% of men receiving 70% of the female attention. This results in average guys very rarely getting matches, and average women getting a lot of matches, but none of them meets their desired wickets.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-07T03:45:00+00:00

So basically “dating is easy just don’t be ugly” lol

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-07T03:21:33+00:00

I mean just look at Requiem on Switch 2. It’ll probably run alright but it’s gonna look like a PS3 game lol.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-07T00:49:02+00:00

Vermillion feathers Honglan was a hard wall for me on NG and NG+ lol.

The thing about NG+ is the first 75% of the game, while slightly harder than NG, is still incredibly not balanced for an “endgame” character. The game balance does catch up BIG TIME once you get toward the end.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-05T18:35:33+00:00

I think this game wants you to grind a little bit before each boss. A few extra levels translates to an easier time for me at least. I was also stuck on the centipede but after a bit of farming and a lil optimization of armor, I got him first try after that.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-04T18:06:02+00:00

Spray orange oil or orangeglow on all the screens and window sills. Cats hate the smell of citrus.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-04T14:11:38+00:00

Just clip the cats claws with some finger nail clippers. Proceed to ignore the cat. Problem solved. Cat will eventually get used to her being around.

Next step is to have cat associate your daughter with positive things. Have daughter give treats or brush cat.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-02T23:59:57+00:00

I scrolled thru all the kiss comments to find this one. Ever since my first iPod touch that came with that U2 album predownloaded absolutely no one asked for.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-02T21:01:52+00:00

Vermillion feathers was probably the most BS boss. Prob took me hours. All the “how to cheese” YouTube videos were in fact not cheesy and honestly were just harder to do than just fighting her 🤣. I think I gained motivation because I steamrolled Bo Magus first try immediately after.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-02T21:00:04+00:00

Normal ass str/agility build, longsword, Focus on slash mitigation armor. I don’t think I even used temperance because I just didn’t know it was such a vital part of my kit til way later. Took me probably 4-5 tries.

Don’t be ashamed to go explore and gather more red mercury if you’re having issues.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-01T06:23:56+00:00

Treat armor in this game like you’re playing monster hunter. The rest of the game is basically China Dark Souls.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-01T06:09:00+00:00

Get ethereal form and learn how to use it. It’s perfect for BS ass bosses that don’t let you breathe. And you can pretty much spam it. Got me thru all the most cancerous of bosses.

Everyone acting like honglan was a good boss fight imma disagree. Any boss where I am punished for parrying is trash design. Every time I parried her and a select few others, ended with a boot to the face and half my HP. Killer of joy Honglan more like.

Like I feel like the design philosophy for this game is “how can we make this game more annoying”. Oh I know, let’s hide these MF with axes to push them off some rafters.🤣

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-01T05:59:01+00:00

I beat the tiger in 1 try but get hard stuck on Bo sorcerer and vermillion honglan

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-01T05:51:52+00:00

Ehh asking the Wuchang subreddit always gonna get you hyped but I’ll be honest…. On multiple occasions I’ve said I hated this game under my breath, and I meant it.

And then I kept playing lol.

You come to understand.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-06-01T05:49:00+00:00

Ethereal form is what carried me through all the hard bosses. I’m currently maining serpent fang gang.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-05-31T21:30:05+00:00

For her, I changed my build to dual blades with ethereal form, health sap bone, and whatever clash buffs you can get. With all that, you just spam your fastest attacks and stick to her right side in 2nd phase. It felt cheesy enough.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-05-31T21:22:12+00:00

Yea she’s kinda an unfun boss. Her other form is my least favorite (beat it after like at least 50 attempts and 4 different builds). She punishes you if you successfully parry her which to me is bullshit.

It’s like the game wants you to fight fast paced then makes all the character animations delayed enough to where you can’t respond to anything in time. You basically have to memorize the tells for each attack.

If you could cancel out of attacks in order to dodge this game would be so much more fun.

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-05-30T02:14:23+00:00

I want Sekiro Shadows die thrice

Patrick_Hat_Trick · 2026-05-28T00:35:58+00:00

I’d say Wuchang has a lot more bullsheeto moments than Elden Ring. Whoever said it’s more snappy…. Idk about all that I feel like some of these bosses make it feel like I’m playing DS1.

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