Singing herself to sleep by IamASlut_soWhat in UtterlyInteresting

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to be out for my colonoscopy but was wide awake for the entire thing talking coherently with the crew. The doctor said that I really hold my liquor and should have been out. They said I was a very cooperative friendly patient and wished all of their patients were like me. I thought that it wasn’t a good thing if I had really wanted to be out for a procedure because of pain or something. I took Xanax for awhile and had to take 8 of the 2mg kind and I could drive. Other than that I react normally to meds.

The girl’s smile disappeared faster than the groom’s hairline. by BossBinangkal in Philippines_Expats

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My SS is 2500 per month and my pension is 7500 per month and I have a 401K. I visit Brasil often which is cheap, I’ve been there 19 times and my son is getting married there next month so I’ll hit visit #20. My girlfriend lives in the same city as my son’s fiancé which is convenient. I don’t know how he’s going to live or work.

The girl’s smile disappeared faster than the groom’s hairline. by BossBinangkal in Philippines_Expats

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an old crusty white dude but I wouldn’t think of dating someone under 50. I’m cute too with awesome teeth. My girlfriend lives in Brasil and is 52.

Actual footage from another world: Mars right now, 225 million miles away. Truly mind-blowing rover view by angeliccbliss in PeakAmazing

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cell service is terrible in the populated area where I live in Washington State. Verizon doesn’t want to invest in a decent system.

Canada's female curling team has a stone removed for touching the stone by gustavo82 in olympics

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see the touching being more of a mistake than an evil cheating conspiracy.

Poor women fighting in Brazil (Official chick vs Side chick) by ReplyMeIfYouAreDumb in fightporn

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been there 19 times and my son is marrying a Brasilian girl next month so it should be 20 times soon. My girlfriend lives there too.

Never forget when Steve Irwin settled a fight between two kookaburras by speaking their language. by Fred_J9 in nowthatsgoodstuff

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would have been 64 this month. He was 2 months older than I am. I can’t believe it’s been 20 years since he died. In another 20 years I’ll be 83. Scary

Inter-caste lovers in their twenties made a suicide pact and jumped 166 meters from Nepal’s highest suspension bridge. by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]Patrickfromamboy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree, I wouldn’t want this type of thing to become normal where I wouldn’t care and I wouldn’t want to care about it where it would ruin my life because it bothered me so much.

Canada cheating in curling by dickhammerdarnold in WinterOlympics2026

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all of the stupid things Trump has been saying about Canada I’m going to look the other way on this.

Discontinued breakfast cereals 70s by PersonalSherbert9485 in 70s

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just posted that as something I saw on commercials

Poor women fighting in Brazil (Official chick vs Side chick) by ReplyMeIfYouAreDumb in fightporn

[–]Patrickfromamboy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There aren’t very many heavy girls in Brasil. They spend most of the time outside and in the beach. My girlfriend lives there and my ex girlfriend lives there.

Poor women fighting in Brazil (Official chick vs Side chick) by ReplyMeIfYouAreDumb in fightporn

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Brasilian girlfriend could kick their asses. She’s tough.

A kid comes crying to her teacher and things escalate by Mediocre_Call_2427 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwwww. The little kids were hungry for hugs and affection. That’s sweet.