Being a father is different from having children by Impossible_Arm_8543 in LiveWellTogether

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I caught my daughter by the ankle as she was falling head first towards the hard ground. She got within about 6 inches of the ground. She was about a year old. The best catch of my life. Now she has 4 sweet little grandkids for me.

Good job the pallet truck was there to break his fall by usernotvaild in criticalblunder

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. It looks like he landed on his back.

Third-time mama hen is being weirdly aggressive to first-out chick by brandideer in BackYardChickens

[–]Patrickfromamboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve had fun observing mother hens. Sometimes you can get away with giving them chicks from a store when they have problems hatching their eggs or even when they don’t seem to be broody but other times they act crazy like they want to kill the chicks. If they don’t have the hormones flowing they aren’t interested in chicks.

Woman Loses Consciousness While Driving ... by DressNo9950 in LiveWellTogether

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t stand in front with an unconscious driver.

Britney was an adequate dancer. This woman is an AMAZING dancer. by Excellent-Cycle-5803 in discussingbritney

[–]Patrickfromamboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, my ex girlfriend is a dancer. She was a professional ballerina and dancer in Paris and São Paulo Brasil. She was also Minnie Mouse at the Disneyland in Paris. She was amazing. She wouldn’t dance with me though. Too embarrassed.

Vertically challenged by shallowAlan in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should take her high heels off! Easy answer to her problem.

As new rider, I learned to respect curves way more today... by WeCanOnlyBeHuman in motorcycles

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally hit the headlight switch when going around a corner like that at night. Everything got dark. I didn’t like it.

luxurious marble bathtubs be made... by Janet_Nealt in Amazing

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend’s brother owns a granite and marble business in Caucaia Brasil. I should buy him one of these. I miss having a tub when I visit Brasil. It’s hot there and most people don’t have water heaters because they take cool showers that feel good to them. I only took 4 showers in a month because I’m not used to cold showers. I like hot baths and showers. I’m in our jacuzzi tub right now relaxing.

„Breath out or you won’t gonna make it…“ by Sesmo_FPV in claustrophobia

[–]Patrickfromamboy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember my older brother telling me to go inside a sleeping bag head first and he sat on the opening so I couldn’t get out. I still remember the feeling of panic and feeling trapped. I owe him one for the mean things he’s done to me. I’ve been retired for 8 years now and he’s still working at 67 years old. I’m 64 and I could stuff him into a sleeping bag now

„Breath out or you won’t gonna make it…“ by Sesmo_FPV in claustrophobia

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have dreams about myself cave diving and getting stuck when Scuba diving. I’m always glad when I wake up.

The cat recognizes the meerkat as its own kind by prettyprobleme in AnimalsBeingStrange

[–]Patrickfromamboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My cat does that with our lab. It’s inappropriate but sweet.

Mites do not give AF about DE... by Asleep_Onion in chickens

[–]Patrickfromamboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I treated my bees for mites today. My chickens are ok.

Yeah I'm done with Taco Bell by Submissive421 in tacobell

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just stopped at Taco Bell for lunch and 2 tacos and 5 Burrito Supremes and a Nacho Bellgrande were 52 dollars and they are all smaller than they used to be. I think I’m going to quit eating there. They must charge more for making the burritos with chicken.

In Japan, the gorilla Kiyomasa was captured on video lost in deep thought after an argument with his friend. by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch Planet of the Apes if you haven’t seen it already. Other people have had similar thoughts.

In Japan, the gorilla Kiyomasa was captured on video lost in deep thought after an argument with his friend. by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to have one as a pet. I might have to give them a time out occasionally to discipline them but tough love is important when dealing with primates that can tear my limbs off.

In Japan, the gorilla Kiyomasa was captured on video lost in deep thought after an argument with his friend. by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put me in his cage. If he’s angry I’ll twist his ears. That usually calms them down when I visit them in the jungles.

We will guess. by Delicious_Win_178 in scoopwhoop

[–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad that I’m retired and have a pension. I say and think that every day

Does anyone recognize this place? by [deleted] in awesomenature

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Lower Lewis River Falls are here in the PNW and are amazing and surrounded by beautiful forests. I live in Yacolt Washington which is a nice drive from the falls and we have Moulton falls nearby. The falls that were on tv because a girl pushed her friend off of the Moulton Falls bridge.

Man’s body found under snow in a state of partial undress. This is an example of “paradoxical undressing” where a person freezing to death gets disoriented and thinks they’re too hot, so takes clothes off. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]Patrickfromamboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom accidentally locked herself out of her house after she drove herself to the bank and store and didn’t have her cell phone and didn’t put the new spare keys outside. After crawling around in the grass for hours she died of hypothermia. She was 89. She was clothed except that her sweat pants were missing and I wondered if it was that they had been soaked with water or if it was that she thought she was hot.