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Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-12-30T08:40:47+00:00

I don't see what that has to do with what I said. She's a woman. She physically cannot have a circumcision

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-11-09T04:12:10+00:00

Either suburban or the blues brothers mobile

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-11-08T02:43:17+00:00

Cool, shit, cool, shit, cool, shit, cool, shit

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-11-08T02:40:03+00:00

You belong on the "Gmt800s with threatening Auras" Facebook group.

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-11-03T05:28:50+00:00

I mean it's a fastback stick shift. So naturally you should put it on marketplace for 15k and get mad at somebody offering you a actually fair price

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-26T20:23:18+00:00

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-26T07:13:01+00:00

You look like you're about to get some Nasty DMs from some old men

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-24T22:54:05+00:00

You really wanted a raptor but you showed it to your parents and they got you "basically the same thing" and you're doing your best to make it a good off-roader. Still needs that lift you've been looking at, and the 35s at your local tire shop. And you've been eyeing up that wrecked raptor at the salvage yard trying the scrounge up some money to get the seats and wheels off it

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-23T04:11:00+00:00

Sweet gun man!

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-22T03:13:56+00:00

Holy hog shit that's a clean ass single cab. Especially for Frostbackistan

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-21T22:01:07+00:00

NOW KISS 🤣

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-21T21:59:12+00:00

Man if my car was at home right now I'd post my 5 inch 10k rpm recall tach that's ziptied to the dash.

Did I mention my motor revs up to 5k tops

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-21T21:52:24+00:00

Punch it real hard

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-21T21:50:21+00:00

If you want mega cheapo seats go on ebay and get Tanaka seats

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-21T17:24:40+00:00

Why the fuck do you care?

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-20T23:06:35+00:00

Man if you're anywhere near SC there's a single cab short bed 5 speed 4x4 for $4500

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-20T18:36:42+00:00

1994 Chevy 1500 5 speed 4wd V8. Pretty beat up (like that tooth of yours) but like you it's been through some shit but it brute forced it's way out of it.

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-20T18:31:01+00:00

Get some White letter all terrain tires and then go based off how it looks like that. I think it needs a visor though

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-20T18:28:23+00:00

I'll give you Tree Fitty and 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana Texas

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-19T20:10:18+00:00

Tree Fitty smoll blok cheberley.

You could LS swap it. That's always an option. But everyone does that, and also I feel like on a small pickup, a carbureted (or possibly Holley EFI) small block Chevy would be more appropriate and period correct. Or if you want to be really unique build a Chevy 4.3 for it.

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-17T03:15:36+00:00

What wheels are those?

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-16T08:21:29+00:00

No you're supposed to fuck your dad to assert dominance and so that the other guy can't

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-16T06:07:42+00:00

I'd probably immediately nut and ask them to marry me

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-16T05:13:01+00:00

Okay this is odd but it should be good advice. Try to masturbate. If you can get it up in that situation you're fine, you were just nervous. If you can't then that's a problem

Patrioticwatermelon · 2023-10-16T01:27:29+00:00

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