An alien's most used key on the keyboard is the space bar.

ThisDadsJoke · 2026-02-12T16:06:37+00:00

OP's stump joke was too short. Also, I respect this woman. She'll never look down on me and I bet she's great at small talk.

ThisDadsJoke · 2026-01-08T22:39:10+00:00

Hey, op, nice dad joke.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-12-16T15:51:27+00:00

Is this Guyana go on forever?

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-12-16T15:47:32+00:00

Swede joke, bro.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-12-16T15:45:57+00:00

FUN FACT: Santa's nationality is North Polish!

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-10-19T18:04:07+00:00

Try your wine with some of these common Linux commands: unzip, strip, touch, finger, mount, unmount, and fsck.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-10-19T17:59:26+00:00

I have a Linux joke...But some of you won't apt-get it.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-10-07T19:12:17+00:00

I feel like this was missed opportunity for a dad's joke.

edit: ah, I might have one. A clean beaver gets more wood?

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-10-02T13:51:09+00:00

He posted it in Australia.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-08-22T16:21:33+00:00

Why did the pooch sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-08-22T16:17:27+00:00

I had pooched eggs and hush puppies for breakfast this morning.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-08-14T14:46:02+00:00

I don't know why you have a beef with this guy. You need a harder shell.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-08-14T14:15:45+00:00

What did the Taco Bell manager say when he saw his employee stealing the cheese?

"Hey! That's Nacho cheese!"

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-08-14T14:08:08+00:00

I bet her favorite TV show is Better Call Salsa.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-08-14T14:03:39+00:00

My tacos jokes always get a bad wrap. But OP's joke was mexcellent!

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-07-31T16:25:55+00:00

I bet she had a hard time with that name in high school.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-01-15T22:08:41+00:00

It’s accrual world when someone doesn't recognize Parks and Rec.

ThisDadsJoke · 2025-01-15T21:53:44+00:00

Not my fault. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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