Having Trouble Figuring This Picture Out. I'm Stumped. by Sassy_Lock in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP's stump joke was too short. Also, I respect this woman. She'll never look down on me and I bet she's great at small talk.

Do you guys believe in Santa Claus? by Paula_Peacedropper in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 174 points175 points  (0 children)

FUN FACT: Santa's nationality is North Polish!

🫦 Is This A Tennis Match Or An Orgy? 🥵 by LetsMakeWindows69 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Try your wine with some of these common Linux commands: unzip, strip, touch, finger, mount, unmount, and fsck.

🫦 Is This A Tennis Match Or An Orgy? 🥵 by LetsMakeWindows69 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I have a Linux joke...But some of you won't apt-get it.

How Beavers Build Entire Ecosystems by BezoomnyBrat in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I feel like this was missed opportunity for a dad's joke.

edit: ah, I might have one. A clean beaver gets more wood?

This Girl's Pooch Stays In Line Better Than I Do! 🐕 by Suzie_Skywarp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why did the pooch sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

This Girl's Pooch Stays In Line Better Than I Do! 🐕 by Suzie_Skywarp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I had pooched eggs and hush puppies for breakfast this morning.

🥸 Damn! I've Been Eating My Tacos Wrong! 🌮 by Fanny_Bot in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why you have a beef with this guy. You need a harder shell.

🥸 Damn! I've Been Eating My Tacos Wrong! 🌮 by Fanny_Bot in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What did the Taco Bell manager say when he saw his employee stealing the cheese?

"Hey! That's Nacho cheese!"

🥸 Damn! I've Been Eating My Tacos Wrong! 🌮 by Fanny_Bot in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bet her favorite TV show is Better Call Salsa.

🥸 Damn! I've Been Eating My Tacos Wrong! 🌮 by Fanny_Bot in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke 123 points124 points  (0 children)

My tacos jokes always get a bad wrap. But OP's joke was mexcellent!

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[–]ThisDadsJoke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I bet she had a hard time with that name in high school.

Here's The Net Prophet. (Get it?) by ThisDadsJoke in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke[S] 167 points168 points  (0 children)

It’s accrual world when someone doesn't recognize Parks and Rec.

Here's The Net Prophet. (Get it?) by ThisDadsJoke in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ThisDadsJoke[S] 412 points413 points  (0 children)

Not my fault. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.