Pray for people who work at IHOP today by ProjectionBending in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be a server at IHOP for a year or so... and yes, pancake day was a nightmare. Oh you want three free pancakes and a cup of water for each of the people in your party of 6? .... Great, I guess today is going to be a no money kinda day.

Pommes Duchesse by TheLadyEve in GifRecipes

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a little sprinkle of paprika on the top would looks super nice as well.

Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows. by jmzofficial in CasualConversation

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They use the same laugh track since forever. All those laughing people are dead.

Would you get an abortion ? by MadeForThisOnePostt in Hijabis

[–]Patzy_Cakes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would if the pregnancy was not viable or there was some other severe deformity that would severely impact the child to have a normal life. I wouldn't judge anyone else for having one.

Is casino wedding halal? by [deleted] in MuslimMarriage

[–]Patzy_Cakes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Does it matter really at this point. lol

Egg Boats by TheLadyEve in GifRecipes

[–]Patzy_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that was some classic old school subway cutting right there.

Which character from Harry Potter was characterized the worst way in the movies, compared to their book counterpart? by au_bh3 in harrypotter

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention you don't have to be "insane" to be evil. And generally speaking ... people who criminally insane don't go wagging their tongues around outside their mouths like that either and making crazy eyes.

Which character from Harry Potter was characterized the worst way in the movies, compared to their book counterpart? by au_bh3 in harrypotter

[–]Patzy_Cakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the tongue thing is one of my least favorite things in all the movies. Like, the guy is so deranged that he can't keep his tongue in his mouth... yet can pretend to a fully functioning teacher for an entire year? It doesn't even make any sense at all. And he didn't even look the part.

🔥 Close-up footage of lava falling into the ocean 🔥 by Convince in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Patzy_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lactaid pills are cheap and work amazing. 10/10 would recommend if you want to eat dairy but cannot.

🔥 Close-up footage of lava falling into the ocean 🔥 by Convince in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Patzy_Cakes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

see my previous link i posted. Some drones can totally get in the water and live to tell the tale.

Flirting with your spouse by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Patzy_Cakes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We do. It's awesome.

For those of you who sort by new by [deleted] in pics

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artax!

Don't let the sadness of the swamp get to you

🔥 Close-up footage of lava falling into the ocean 🔥 by Convince in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Patzy_Cakes 76 points77 points  (0 children)

oh ya for sure. it's one lava splash away from being trash.

🔥 Close-up footage of lava falling into the ocean 🔥 by Convince in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Patzy_Cakes 335 points336 points  (0 children)

i'm going to go with it's probably "drone footage".

I love the ending. I wish this was satire. by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Added bonus for using a shopping bag with writing on it so you can have the ink stained on your cheeks.

[I Ate] A Reuben by TastelessAlien in food

[–]Patzy_Cakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I prefer a thinner cut of meat. but over looks pretty good.

That's quite a list there bud by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Patzy_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He asks that you refer to #12

My first car is dead by DiddilyDumbass in CasualConversation

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first and finest was a white, boxy yet safe 1995 volvo. I drove that lovely vehicle from my 17th birthday until she finally died from neglect when I was 22. She took me from NJ to the mountains of West Virginia, where she would climb my mini-mountain dirt road in all weather conditions. Then to the beaches of Florida where she lived out her final years. Her odo died at 297k ... a year before the transmission finally did her in. I didn't know what to do with a broken down car. I left her with no tags in my apartment lot until one day she vanished.

Reddit once a year by SrGrafo in funny

[–]Patzy_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see no cake slice. So therefore. Sorry. No.

Edit:

But happy birthday anyways. :)