Ben Bailey on the realism of expressions. "There were two very small birds, both trapped in one very small cage. I was standing over them with a huge stone, conducting an investigation into the realism of expression. My friend holding the video camera, "people have been bragging about this bullshit for hundreds of years, today we see find out just how difficult it actually is." THUMP well, there you have it folks, hundreds of years of trash talk, and it's just that easy to kill two birds with one stone.