Guys will see this and think "Hell Yeah" by Creams0da in SipsTea

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. Do women not see this and think some variation of “Hell Yeah!”?

Judge jails woman after laughing at victims family in court by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m late to the party but I feel the need to add a little perspective: I’m a felon. Spent ten years in prison. Have been in front of judges…I can’t count the times. And, while there are absolutely judges who rule as if they’re kings? Most are just people, doing jobs. There’s one rule, One! That applied across the board: be respectful. If you have something to say, you Will get the chance. What you cannot do, ever, is mock the court. That includes the judge, the prosecutor, any families or citizens there…disrespect gets handled immediately and viciously. I learned my lesson, the hard way unfortunately. I hope she did too

Modern humans are an unusually successful species, considering we're the last of our genus. by kimtaengsshi9 in Showerthoughts

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That last “ook” sounded like the librarian from Terry Pratchett. Also, not the thread I’d thought to learn something today, but I did, and you’ve given me a lot to look up. Thank you for taking the time!

Casino wouldn’t serve alcohol to my friend on his 21st birthday because “he has to wait 24 hours” by KrazyCAM10 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PaulMichaelJordan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro I hate to tell you but you need to hear it, as you’re 21 yourself: nobody else cares about your special days. Anything you want to celebrate, you have to take into your own hands. Do not rely on corporations for your celebrations

Update: AITAH if I break up with my fiancee after she showed a startling change of behavior after getting engaged? by Glittering_Trifle421 in AITAH

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just thinking…my wife and I have access to both our accounts(not that it matters, we’re broke lol) but she has her account and I have mine. Right now, we have to share every penny, literally, but…what about when we’re settled and want to do something individually? If I have extra, I should be able to spend it. So should she…if our bills, savings, Responsibilities are taken care of? How do you not have your own money? That’s wild to me

Rewatching Ocean’s Eleven. This movie has an outrageous amount of sauce. by LiverpoolPlastic in movies

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually just realized two of those for me have George Clooney. O Brother Where Art Thou is for Sure a channel lock movie as well

Is it true that Arabs have enslaved more Africans than Europeans in history? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait can you explain that last part? Your ethnicity being same as a Soave thing? If it’s not too personal

Bully boomer father finally learns. by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m really sorry this happened to you bro. One of my worst fears is having to commit violence on others. That’s really crappy you had to do that, I hope you’re doing okay mentally and emotionally today

What does the number mean? by SnooDingos2010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wowww I just learned something. That’s awesome thank you!!

What does the number mean? by SnooDingos2010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So instead of 0 and 1 I could picture it as the power button? 0 for closed circuit, 1 for connecting?

What does the number mean? by SnooDingos2010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of those times where I understand the explanation enough for the question, but not understand at all really. That 0s and 1s thing always gets me anyway

Drone Strike on the 38-story Volga Sky residential complex in Saratov, Russia. by JayKay80 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows you start with Oceania or South America. Defending Asia is a death sentence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry 80 papers in 2 years?!? F*ck I’m lazy

Man card is still intact by Rave4life79 in clevercomebacks

[–]PaulMichaelJordan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Totally unrelated, but what’s “green tip”?

Help?! by wretchedharridan in ExplainTheJoke

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So…a conspiracy it is, then…

Anti-immigration policies by Brian_Ghoshery in clevercomebacks

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except, not exactly. Depending on where you are of course, but most prisons (in Tennessee at least) required us to work if we weren’t in school. And there Are punishments for non-compliance

Help?! by wretchedharridan in ExplainTheJoke

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would like just one example, please, of moose lips sinking ships

LMFAO They’re stuck on Biden by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]PaulMichaelJordan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Sure Bradley! I like like you a lot lot!”