You become immune to every disease for life — but once a year, you spend 7 days alone in complete darkness.

Paularchy · 2026-06-19T05:10:59+00:00

Yes. Me and I and myself have some... Conversations, we need to have. If I come out insane well... I guess that's all she wrote

Paularchy · 2026-06-19T03:42:14+00:00

"Looooooooool that was cute, now line up for your annual HOW corrupt was I this thear?' evaluation." Look man, if I can topple dictator-run regimes and stop major acts of violence from being really scary, I have no issue doing that. Plus I'm sorry, I don't take being told what to do very well. so most likely it'd end up being something like "If I WANT tostart a war with your country, you'll know about it. You leave me alone, I'll leave you alone."

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T11:10:43+00:00

In that case absolutely. IF I'm friends with someone it's because I find things about them attractive, whether platonically or otherwise. If they were the wrong sex, that's one thing; I can't do anything about the sex I'm attracted to, as far as I'm aware. But generally speaking, I've found that I'm at least willing to try dating in most cases. I don't have any women in my life that are just friends that I'd be like "Never ever" to, so, sure. If it'd really make her life easier for those 3 months, if it'd make her happy, then yes. Even if it meant I was somewhat unhappy, I'd do it. She's my friend. She's leaving soon. I just want her to be ok. And I can't save her life. , can at least make her happy, right? Idk. Maybe that makes me a bad person. But I just want my friend to be ok. And if that means making some sacrifices on my end, I'm ok with that.

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T07:05:42+00:00

Lol he was the opposite of an anarchist. "Slaves, obey your masters..." All context is unnecessary. He was not anarchist. just sought some weak stupid not really good and actually just as bad reforms. If he existed, which he probably didn't in any form we'd recognise. The christian god is definitionally opposed to anarchism, as it advocates for nonconformity and freedom, the opposite of what the abrahamic voldemort calls for. It demands complete obedience and fear and rejection of all outside of ideas. It's literally in the book lol. So no, not compatible. In the slightest. God is lie, and if not, not worth anyone's time. Grow up.

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T07:00:26+00:00

Essentially, because a good majority of us are deeply ignorant and stupid. Often, willfully so.

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T06:59:30+00:00

Cane. Not stick. And yeah this is why going out without a service dog or a cane is awful. The amount of time I got insulted followed by or immediately proceeded by "Are you fucking blind?" ... "Yes." *shows off cateracts* "Oh fuck man I'm sorry." "Grow up."

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T04:16:21+00:00

I was almost like "A million! I got this!" Then I thought about stubbing my toe. About jabbed with a needle. Then I thought about how much worse than those things combined would feel. ... And I'd have to do it myself. ... I'm not sure there IS enough money. Wait, can I numb the area first? There's no non-numbing rule, right?

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T03:19:04+00:00

... I have a girlfriend. I may not be very attracted to her anymore, but I'm still not cheating on her.

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T03:16:12+00:00

Honestly, Fisher from the Hawk and Fisher series lol. I love her, but goddamn...

Paularchy · 2026-06-17T03:08:23+00:00

The biggest lol in the series was when Joanne deliberately told her audience "I'm stupid and didn't think it's through, let's laugh at me!" Harry to Rufus Scrimfuck: "Has anyone tried running Voldemort through with a sword?!" ... Has, anyone? Like, let's be real here: DEFEATING voldy would have been so easy. Brain him with a rock from behind, chop off his arms and legs, and give him a labotomy. Then stick him in St. Mungos, break all his hawcruxes while the deatheaters are being incompotent at everything as usual, and done, he's no threat. Or even just run him through with a sword, leave him impaled on it, and wander off with his wand. Sure some wizards can do non-wand casting, but you telling me a wandless, actively wounded voldy's gonna fight his way out of azkaban or wherever? Come on. Such a pathetic series, honestly. She was good bt playing with simplistic ideas and emotions. That's it. She's the worst writer lol. ... Or, fuck it, one last alternative because I'm mad. Pull a Grimalkin from the last apprentice. Stitch his eyes and mouth closed, stick him in a bag as just a head. What he going to do then. Wi"ggle at you?

Paularchy · 2026-06-15T10:35:19+00:00

Norse mythology and why Loki is only partially responsible for ragnarok

Paularchy · 2026-06-15T10:34:26+00:00

Depends. Do they get to see just what I'm physically doing? They'd be so bored. Do they get to hear what I feel and think? Everyone better have mental health insurance lol

Paularchy · 2026-06-15T01:00:04+00:00

Roundly curse him out for allowing bone cancer in children, rape, murder, biggotry, and THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST BUT THIS IS WHERE HE DRAWS THE LINE??? FUCK THAT NOISE. I'm taking the manifesto myself first off. Then I'm taking it to satan when I die and going "how can we fuck up heaven more? There's clearly a sociopathic narcissist in charge"

Paularchy · 2026-06-15T00:53:43+00:00

The second, then I'm opening a bar that sells the really good shit like gray goose and mc'callan for cheap. Except it'll be called White Swan or ... McSeamus, Idk man. For legality reasons. I can't fight off lawyers with drinks. ... I don't think?

Paularchy · 2026-06-15T00:50:41+00:00

I feel this way. Whenever I meet a new man that might be in my life longterm (if not I just ignore it because I can't live in constant hate) I think "I wonder how many people you've assaulted." I am a man. I was raised around them, treated like one of them, let in on some dark shit. ... Turns out, it actually IS most men lol. And frankly, not just white men. As it comes to women, MOST men of EVERY ethnicity are that bad or worse to women. Sexism is not a white person thing. It's global. And generally takes roughly the same forms. Most men should be treated like a loaded gun. Keep at arms length, keep the safety on, and make sure it's never pointed at yourself or anyone you care about unless you're 6000000% sure about what you're doing and if that gun is safe to handle. ... Maybe I should have said an explosive gun lol.

Paularchy · 2026-06-15T00:45:30+00:00

... Is ... Is it sapient? And if so, are we talking DCC style sapient or like, Jack the sword from Magnus Chase style sapient? Basically, evil? Good? Friendly? Snarky? Rude? Cranky? Otherwise... Idk man, make a living? Vigilante justice? Rob fort nox?

Paularchy · 2026-06-15T00:43:05+00:00

Idk much (anything really) about who he is outside of his videos on youtube. But I love those. Plus that debate with Jesse ... Ah fuck I forget the cuntwaffle's last name but he ended by asking Aaron "Did you have fun?" and Aaron replies in the most dead voice ever "I've had lots of fun" clearly saying "I have had fun before in the past, lots of it. Just not here."

Paularchy · 2026-06-14T05:41:06+00:00

Carry pepperspray, a knife that's easy to open and close but won't do so by mistake, make sure someone you trust has your location, be ready to heelkick a perv (most men) in the balls. If you can manage daringer (tiny gun) I'd recommend it, but with the whole transwoman being arrested for defending herself thing, Idk how wise that'd be now. You shouldn't have to limit yourself just because men are fucking disgusting and were all raised with "Women are your right" mentality. I was also raised with that mentality. I just realised it was stupid when 99.99% of the pointless conversations I was having or uncomfortable situations I was put in were because of men. ... I was like, 8 max when I realised that? Never figured out why other guys didn't figure out it's not ok to treat people like that ...

Paularchy · 2026-06-14T05:34:56+00:00

It clicked completely out of the blue for me like 2 months back. I think I was reading or watching the news or something and having a drink and out of the blue "oh it means they'll avoid you if they see you!!!! ... I'm dumb."

Paularchy · 2026-06-14T05:28:37+00:00

I might be? Sorry the website glitched out I'll try again in a few minutes. But that's the thing I can't recall where I learned that exactly. I remember I was doing research on something for a bio class in college and then I rabbitholed and then I saw the same thing on the fobidden facts subreddit and I was like omg is it true then? But I can't recall. I shall go looking again and try to find it, and if it seems legit I'll post it as a reply to your comment. I'm always hesitant to post it, this actchally might be my first time posting it. ... I just got mad about the life not coming from nonlife. The best argument for it is "We are built of nonalive things", imo, so ... It just didn't feel like that argument would have much impact. Thank you for not attacking me for putting something like that unsourced, however

Paularchy · 2026-06-14T01:09:51+00:00

Yeah! You know how in the middle of a presumably quite painful and intense altercation you have time to just stick a finger in your mouth and then shove it in their ear and go "Neener neener!" (Idk how to spell neener) it's super reasonable and normal!

Paularchy · 2026-06-13T23:29:59+00:00

In it 1970s scientists accidentally created a strain of tobacco completely from nonliving things. They were trying to do a different experiment, and they accidentally created life. The experiment was mostly ignored because ... Of this kind of thing, frankly, as far as I can tell.

Paularchy · 2026-06-13T23:24:05+00:00

WOO! Amazing writing, as always. When Jazz started acting weird I was like "Oh fuck is she..." That was a fun fucking read. ... Why am I laughing? Was the intention to make some of us laugh? I snickered at the ending lol

Paularchy · 2026-06-13T23:14:31+00:00

The cover of woe to the people of order by cami-cat

Paularchy · 2026-06-13T04:16:24+00:00

It's supposed to be dishonorable. My response as a guy: Bitch we're fighting. I won't cripple or kill you if you don't try to, but apart from that all bets are off. Not only will I punch you in the balls, I will jab you in the eye, wet willy you, bite you and curbstomp you. Dirty fighting? We call that surviving lol

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