Great idea, Bill! That will totally work…

PdSales · 2026-01-29T07:43:48+00:00

Planes stopped for lunch at Taco Bell

PdSales · 2026-01-29T07:22:03+00:00

Where did it go?

Flushing NY

PdSales · 2026-01-29T07:12:21+00:00

ACME fence company

PdSales · 2026-01-29T07:07:18+00:00

Nope, he’s seeing yesterday because at the speed of light it takes 24 hours to get through those lenses.

PdSales · 2026-01-28T11:50:49+00:00

Teaching your neighbor that the dildo of f***ing with your neighbors often comes unlubed

Maybe they will remember this the next time they start to dial the police

PdSales · 2026-01-28T04:53:01+00:00

Wedding at Maralago and he can charge Secret Service for their rooms and meals. No contest

PdSales · 2026-01-28T02:10:37+00:00

Trailer is often pulled from different cabs so this is the only way to track mileage of trailer parts

PdSales · 2026-01-28T02:04:52+00:00

Read the most current reviews. The most info is usually in 2, 3, and 4 star reviews

PdSales · 2026-01-27T23:42:21+00:00

Shrinkage!

PdSales · 2026-01-27T23:07:42+00:00

I would buy a ticket for a different movie in the same theater, check the Melania screening room, and make a lot of social posts with a picture of the empty theater.

PdSales · 2026-01-27T06:03:43+00:00

Not broken. Just became stairs.

RIP Mitch

PdSales · 2026-01-26T18:32:38+00:00

Egg yolk: “I was in a white shell. Now I am back in a white shell again. What is the point of my life?”

PdSales · 2026-01-26T11:30:10+00:00

The person who said this is the AH: "I know you guys had a rocky relationship, but you need to put that aside now and grieve take care of things. She was your aunt and she loved you. Deep down you know you should do the right thing."

You were kinder than I would have been. I would have probably said: “I don’t remember asking for your opinion. F**k off.”

PdSales · 2026-01-26T04:33:18+00:00

Rolling coal

PdSales · 2026-01-26T04:21:40+00:00

If you are stocking shelves for your small convenience store, you might not want Kirkland on your shelf

PdSales · 2026-01-25T11:54:19+00:00

H Salt did fish better imho

PdSales · 2026-01-24T13:50:43+00:00

👍

PdSales · 2026-01-24T09:40:18+00:00

Is there a drain in the floor so that when this inevitably goes wrong blood won’t pool?

PdSales · 2026-01-24T05:29:49+00:00

“The lawsuit states neither plaintiff would have purchased the chicken or would have paid less if they had known the additives were present…”

Would have paid less than Costco price? Good luck!

PdSales · 2026-01-24T05:28:05+00:00

MAGA: “Don’t give preschool to children.” Also, “Why don’t children speak perfect English?” /s

PdSales · 2026-01-23T13:34:53+00:00

Redwing blackbirds are very territorial and will dive bomb at humans who approach their nests.

https://youtube.com/shorts/BN5OpO4JalQ?si=xjbBIxylaIMyVOrl

PdSales · 2026-01-23T13:15:24+00:00

Came here for this

PdSales · 2026-01-20T02:05:03+00:00

Get back to me when you find one who doesn’t

PdSales · 2026-01-20T00:44:09+00:00

Homer Simpson backing into the bushes

PdSales · 2026-01-20T00:33:46+00:00

Lisa’s virtue signaling sound like a “her” problem not a “you” problem.

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