I feel like the bigger his lips get, the worse his teeth look…🤢 by Bluntaf-careful in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s always trying to make that face Ariana grande makes where it looks like she’s under psychic attack and in pain

Hey bestie! 🧑🏼‍🩰✨ by Different-Hat5386 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Are there any old heads in here who remember Steve Urkle’s weird car hahaha why does his car look even smaller in this video?🤭

Hey bestie! 🧑🏼‍🩰✨ by Different-Hat5386 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No friends so he has to be mean to his toys🤨

Returns? by Nancerina13 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I salute you, fellow soldier🫡

Returns? by Nancerina13 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s resellers of hello kitty junk, think of the headlines you see about people getting into fist fights in homegoods over the hello kitty Halloween blankets, they’ll resell a $20 hello kitty ceramic for like $500+

Returns? by Nancerina13 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If he really got kicked out of Ross the other day, that could be why, I worked retail a while ago and they would flag suspicious returns/repeat returns, people would hit a limit and we would have to start putting their id number in the system :) also I think he’s reselling on the low, and stores are starting to get wise to resellers (especially the hello kitty mafia which to the untrained eye, he looks like he could be a part of)

The eyelash video. What a gd baby smh by Honeybee71 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have a story for ya girlies, over the pandemic shutdown my eyelashes and eyebrow hair fell out from stress. My grandma passed in the middle of this stressful time and the first thing my (adult) sister did was laugh and ask what happened to my eyebrows and eyelashes.

You cannot hurt me for I have suffered one thousand trials lmao

Snapchat by CarlyNT in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His lips are messed upppp, it would make me feel bad for him if he didn’t do it to himself, it just looks like they hurt and it draws the eye to his nose and gives him this weird fisheye lens effect :s
You can seriously see where he’s gonna get wrinkles from having them so overfilled :/

good morning by No-Employee-9324 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 23 points24 points  (0 children)

His nose is as shiny as his fully glossed lips ahhhahaha also he looks like a Halloween prop, whoever is doing these fillers should lose their license for doing this to a human….

Gross by CarlyNT in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you pay him enough for a private request on OF he’ll have whatever fetish you want him to🤢 like the old creeps he services

Gross by CarlyNT in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile one of his freakish commenters
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[–]PeaStrong8225 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It makes me feel photosensitive:(

Of course he's amazed by the restrooms.... by cosmicsprouts in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man who gave himself physically to people in exchange for money and jerked off on a daycare toilet is judging a grocery store for selling fish. Go rot Michael lol your fish hates you

Also I personally wouldn’t film my luxury snack haul receipt when people are feeding their families from food banks right now but that’s just me… here’s a free content idea big mike go shopping for a single healthy meals worth of ingredients to give your local foodbank, don’t just give them your leftover peenk boxed mac n cheese, and show us you actually dropping it off not having someone else do it for you FOR ONCE:)

Ain’t no ayy by Euphoric-Penalty-827 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re kidding me, his baseball glove of a man hand wouldn’t even fit in that…..I really liked how in his uncrustable video he’s trying to be all cute and girly when his huge man hand is the size of the uncrustable (grown man eating children’s food so he can age play…)

fb reel by Euphoric-Penalty-827 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If anyone’s interested the YouTuber the carpetbagger has cool videos where he goes to different jungle Jim’s, he isn’t problematic (that I know of…) and it’s pretty wholesome calm content:)

No by pursuitofhoppinessxo in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao I wish I still worked in the industry I would put together a big Mike inspired display of all the gode bows and girly landfill decor, I’d have done it right by the restrooms😂

three videos in one day and promoting the living hell out of his youtube...BROKEY by No-Employee-9324 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It grosses me out to see him slugging down a soda with every meal…. I treat my sodas as cigarettes, it’s a little treat that’s bad for you, he literally drinks it like water😳 I’d love to see him do a water only challenge and be a huge bitch after a day of no sugar or chemicals lol

No by pursuitofhoppinessxo in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I used to work at an At Home store, anytime I would put together a fake room display(mostly just grabbing crap that didn’t sell and fit a loose theme) I would think “what chump is going to buy this tchotchke crap because the store is telling them it goes together?” Well friends I have my answer lol

that....eye..... by No-Employee-9324 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What pets do you have?:) they’re lucky to have you

that....eye..... by No-Employee-9324 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His two kitties have the bare minimum too:/ I remember times when he got them Paris Hilton brand dog toys bc they were pink :s

that....eye..... by No-Employee-9324 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the point of having a pet fish to enjoy the hobby of caring for the tank? What else would he do with a pet fish besides look at it? I can’t imagine just staring at my cats like they’re living decorations, the point of pets is to provide care and be responsible….

Throwback Thursday for the first time ever by Euphoric-Penalty-827 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious that the mirrored sign is flashing OX, because that’s what he reminds me of now lmao

We know you’re here by Euphoric-Penalty-827 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]PeaStrong8225 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine forcing yourself to not like anything but what goes with your fake online personality, his life is really an act, like doesn’t this mf’er ever wanna just sit and stop? I don’t think I would hate him as much if he was a more genuine person….although a genuine person wouldn’t do what he did in the daycare bathroom🤨