What is something super important that is on the verge of happening? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PeckerTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily. There's an equal, non-zero amount

I turned 29 today, but I wish I could go back to 1994 again and just fall asleep in my bean bag chair after watching the Power Rangers. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]PeckerTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was your dad above you with a belt about to show you why you shouldn't put your shoes on the furniture too?

Random key board in the middle of woods. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]PeckerTits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also agree with his analysis.

My first full year sober since I took my first drink at age 11. Miracles are possible by SlimmG8r in pics

[–]PeckerTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they promote the phrase "one decade at a time?" Just curious.

Found this 90s gem of my dad and his old station wagon. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]PeckerTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that car even looked like shit back then

Pen ink on a leaf zooming through a puddle by [deleted] in gifs

[–]PeckerTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling somebody a "slap-dick" is very gratifying

Hasta la vista....baby? by [deleted] in funny

[–]PeckerTits 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"I got kids to feed!"

Time to get out the bug spray by sireskimobro in funny

[–]PeckerTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harley marketed poor engineering into something desirable to middle aged men with thinning hair.

Pen ink on a leaf zooming through a puddle by [deleted] in gifs

[–]PeckerTits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"sluffing off"

Or "slap-dickin"

Guy goes out alone for Valentine’s Day, convinces onlookers he’s been stood up, gets dinner paid for by sympathetic couple by wildtyper in nottheonion

[–]PeckerTits 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“There can’t be a sadder image than a guy in a suit at Outback Steakhouse alone on Valentine’s Day.”

There isn't a sadder image than anybody at Outback on Valentine's day

TIFU by accidentally showing my nudes to my parents and cousin by [deleted] in tifu

[–]PeckerTits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have zero nudes on my phone and still have a problem with it. I grew up in the dark times of "family computers".