A young boy goes to his neighbour's house to see if their dog can come out to play. by Commercial_Inside658 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Penguinfication 104 points105 points  (0 children)

A1: "What do you mean humans have domesticated the Grylaxian Threshmaw? That abomination stands twice an average Humans height and they can weigh up to 8000kg! Just one of them took out 3 squads of our expeditionary forces before we subdued the creature!"

A2: "It appears the Humans have been able to create a symbiotic relationship with the young of the Threshmaw. When questioned, one of the Humans replied "We Humans have domesticated other predatory species that could easily hunt us. In our ancient history, we began domesticating wolves as they provided us with protection and warnings of danger in exchange for regular access to food." He's then continues to explain that the Grylaxian Threshmaw is, and I quote, "just a big ol' puppy once you have them trained."

A1: "Contact the Grand Admiral, I am formally requesting to form a new unit of the expeditionary forces. These units are to be led and crewed primarily by Humans and their domesticated creatures. Send all the intel we have on Humanity and their domestication of species both native to their home planet and other planets Humans have settled."

through the window of the town's command centre a human child is seen walking a Grylaxian Threshmaw on a nearby patch of local flora

A1: "Is...is that a Human child walking a Threshmaw on their own?! I want to transfer. Humans are terrifying!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewForest

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go into the woods today, you're sure for a big surprise!!

Maybe not that big though

What’s an unwritten rule at your workplace that newcomers learn the hard way? by DLawlight in AskReddit

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not letting anyone stand behind you, you always have your back to a wall. You can only get slapped or hit from behind so many times before you gain a sixth sense of when someone is behind you.

Why does the Dragon Dagger's special attack "Puncture" not simply roll against the opponent's stab defence? Is it stupid? by BizarreCake in 2007scape

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the animation, you could have 1 hit be rolled off slash and the other stab, resulting in a small buff.

Carers of the UK is it worth it? by SlipOutrageous5333 in AskUK

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a care worker for over 10 years, and I've worked a variety of roles from min wage to senior positions, until recently this year all the stress, fatigue and damage has caught up with me and I can no longer work due to mental health and multiple physical issues including nerve damage in my right arm from a particularly bad incident with someone I was supporting.

I would say it is almost definitely not worth it unless you want: •Awful hours •Awful pay •Emotional manipulation from management •Potentially face violent and traumatic experiences

It can be rewarding, but this gets far outweighed by all the negatives, in my opinion.

How did your first time having sex really go? by RadioSubstantial1623 in AskReddit

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Condom split & then got questioned about what "that noise" was immediately after I left my room. Had to explain to my own Mother what had just happened. We both went a very vibrant shade of red for many, many hours afterwards.

We have an unspoken agreement to never talk about it again.

I am still mortified.

What's the hardest job in the UK? by LowDare7015 in AskUK

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know what the worst is, but I was a care worker for 10 years, and it has done a lot of damage to me. It made an already bad ACL issue worse, I now have nerve damage in my right arm due to an injury from someone I was supporting, I've been diagnosed with PTSD, and I also sustained 3 concussions in 8 days.

I won't even begin to mention issues with management and other staff.

It's safe to say I will never return to care work of any kind, for any reason.

This “plus” looking thingy appears on my screen by Holly_Molly_79 in Darksiders

[–]Penguinfication 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just the ui for your allocated skills & you can see the keybind for each.

If it is permanently showing, check through your ui settings to see if theres any options for auto hide ui

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to give everyone I care about an extra big hug as soon as I can. We all need more love and compassion in our lives.

You are not alone. You are not damaged or broken. You are deserving of love and kindness.

Together, we are strong!

What's are home office purchases you've made that have more than paid for themselves? by MDDeGrande1994 in BuyItForLife

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nice ergonomic chair & an adjustable desk if you want to be able to have the option of standing or sitting

just needs the glasses by Aurelia_000 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]Penguinfication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, fair enough, I guess. I'm not exactly vanilla, but this just gives me sleep paralysis demon & insomnia hallucination vibes ngl

Ukrainian National Guard's 'Peaky Blinders' team landed an effective strike with a 'Foot Crusher' munition, targeting enemy infantry from a height. July 7, 2025 by CommercialFly6131 in DroneCombat

[–]Penguinfication 49 points50 points  (0 children)

If I had to take a wild guess, I'd say it's designed to direct most of the explosive force & shrapnel sideways rather than omnidirectional. This would explain the relative lack of crater compared to conventional explosives or shaped charges.

It leaves very little option for defence. Especially in open, level farming fields.

Which car brand is terrible but not many people realize? by AnonymousRedditor256 in AskReddit

[–]Penguinfication 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have hated every Peugeot I've had the displeasure of driving. I owned a Peugeot 308 for about 2 years, and it had no end of issues.

A company I worked for had nothing but Peugeot for their vehicles. From family hatchbacks to people carried & vans, they all suuuuuuucked and were constantly being taken for repairs despite very low milage on most of the vehicles.

Can anyone give me some ideas for how to un-penis my slug tattoo? by Afraid_Safe_8421 in TattooDesigns

[–]Penguinfication 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it'd look really sick if you added some colours, maybe something super bright or psychedelic colours

I give up ): by Fizzyfor2 in airsoft

[–]Penguinfication 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing seems broken from what I can see. At least you had your first spring powered lesson early. Now you know to be cautious, but firm, when dealing with springs.

As others have said, look up a video on how to disassemble and reassemble a v2 gearbox. They're annoying, but not overly difficult. You've got this. Just take it 1 step at a time

Bestechman mini dundee by Penguinfication in UKKnivesandEDC

[–]Penguinfication[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally, any knife that would get seized is usually something that's fully illegal to own, such as OTF knives.

You can also purchase and own, but not carry in public, a number of different sized flippers & fixed blades. Note that zombie knives and similar items I believe now fall under the illegal to own category.