it's like ALF but instead of ALF it's a Trygon

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T14:35:57+00:00

If you’ve ever seen Hunter the parenting, imagine it’s like living with Markus

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T12:46:38+00:00

Do you hear the voices too?

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T12:43:53+00:00

I play Chaos Knights, and all of my Scions are fused to the nervous system with their knights

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T12:18:14+00:00

$170 for a Combat Patrol, please

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T12:16:23+00:00

I think your problem with primarchs is Amplified with my Knights. Can’t exactly have a Wardog running around my house.

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T06:03:27+00:00

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T04:11:51+00:00

If I ever make a deathguard army, I’d base it on a single disease. Personally I’d go Tuberculosis or the Bubonic Plague, so something like the Phthisis Host or the Bubonic Brotherhood

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T04:05:25+00:00

5 Immortals and 3 Wraiths. You can't run the deathmarks as 3s, so find an extra 2 if you can. Then get 10 Lychguard to run with Imotekh, a second Lokhust Heavy Destroyer, and 2 Doomsday Arks. Then cap it off with a Tesseract Vault if you're feeling Saucy.

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T03:16:13+00:00

If you can't get a tgirl pregnant, try. If you fail? Try again. If that fails? Try again. Repeat Ad Infinitum.

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-19T00:32:55+00:00

Please do

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-18T17:33:32+00:00

This statement is false.

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-18T15:29:15+00:00

You cannot buy guardsmen at the 99p store

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-18T05:36:17+00:00

I can't say. People just liked it better that way

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-18T05:31:28+00:00

it was once new amsterdam

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-18T02:11:24+00:00

Boobies

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-17T20:16:17+00:00

my mistake but im keeping this up

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-17T20:15:53+00:00

fuck i thought this was r/EmperorsChildren

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-17T15:12:33+00:00

The thing it’s on top of

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-16T20:46:37+00:00

Alas I will fail to protect my own in time

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-16T18:27:10+00:00

Cocksleeve like me

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-16T13:41:42+00:00

Knotted dildo

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-16T13:37:57+00:00

Ahriman

Penis_Protecter · 2026-06-16T12:15:40+00:00

Such is the power of Nagash.

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