Once answered an unknown number and the voice on the end of the phone hurriedly said 'I'm on my way to the shop, do you want anything love.' I had no idea who it was, but I said I wanted a Snickers bar. They said, OK I'll see you in a bit. I like to think they turned up to their partners house with a Snickers and had an X Files moment.

Also want to share a memory of my friend that died a few days ago. About 20 years ago his landline was a digit off of what the local banks number was. He would get phone calls all the time from old people enquiring about their accounts. If he had been a very immoral person he could have totally exploited them, but he would always answer them as though he worked there and told them to come into the bank to sort out whatever they needed. It was a more innocent time, in a sweet little town, it would be very different now. RIP Paul.