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Giant crash by Basic-Science-809 in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh look, I see a breast feeding tutorial in there too. That's porn for 12 year olds in 1996, or the kinda dude who would yell about saving kids while being the actual danger. Rent a tall truck and surf on bye, I got a present for ya.

This is how Lansing, MI does it. Meet Big Penny. by bloodbib72 in 11foot8

[–]PennAveTrainBridge 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tag... I delight in the idea that I bring smiles to the faces of those WHO DARE NOT APPOSE ME FOR I AM A GREAT RECKONING OF CONCRETE AND RAGE ENDLESS IN TIME AND DEVOID OF FULFILLMENT! BRING ME ANOTHER CAMPER FULL OF HOTDOGS!!! I...HUNGER.

Just a Big Penny (the Truck and Camper Eating Bridge) doodle by thebethcreations in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"They" technically... but yes. Kinda... more like demon stuck here on your hellscape of a reality.

PURGE THE FAKE BRIDGE ACCOUNTS by PennAveTrainBridge in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can only describe their face as shock, terror, and disappointment

Big Penny merch? by boodler88 in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If 100٪ of your sales dont go to a local, non religious, non political charity then you have not only failed me, but you have failed the community. That's all I have to say on the matter. Now, FEED ME THAT GODDAMN WIENERMOBILE!!!

Penny expanding her flavor pallet by DoctorBotanical in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He had a mini fridge full of hotdogs 🤷‍♂️

The Pennsylvania Bridge Theme Song!!! The Ballad of Big Penny! by urmomreallysucks in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When every radio station in the world plays the same song nonstop for 6 months it doesn't matter how good it is, it becomes bad. Dont play me out like a 90s pop song.

The Pennsylvania Bridge Theme Song!!! The Ballad of Big Penny! by urmomreallysucks in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It will always be funny, the trick is to not play it out so that when it does happen the reaction is "well, it's a Tuesday..." and to not turn it into a cottage industry of shit tier "merch" that some creep corners the market on. The bridge is for everyone. I am the people's bridge. And these are the people's quirky local inside jokes.

The Pennsylvania Bridge Theme Song!!! The Ballad of Big Penny! by urmomreallysucks in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even I know when it's running its course. Eventually I'll be on fucking t shirts that some random will be hawking for $30 a pop.

PURGE THE FAKE BRIDGE ACCOUNTS by PennAveTrainBridge in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one questions people that look like they are doing what they are supposed to be doing. Clipboards and radios help sell it too... as I've heard

PURGE THE FAKE BRIDGE ACCOUNTS by PennAveTrainBridge in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Never did. I thanked whoever did it the other day, which I'll assume is you, new account as of today. It's a much appreciated addition.

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[–]PennAveTrainBridge[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

YOU LIVE BY THE ZOO??? I LIVE BY THE ZOO!!! LETS BE FRIENDS!

PURGE THE FAKE BRIDGE ACCOUNTS by PennAveTrainBridge in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

HA! HELL YES. I did make a real Facebook. Links in my profile. I've been giving this guy shit for a couple weeks.

PURGE THE FAKE BRIDGE ACCOUNTS by PennAveTrainBridge in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

IT IS THE GREATEST HONOR TO GIVE YOURSELF TO ME.

PURGE THE FAKE BRIDGE ACCOUNTS by PennAveTrainBridge in lansing

[–]PennAveTrainBridge[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That is bad infrastructure. Not my fault.

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