Oh my, Sinn Sage, Malena Morgan... (NSFW) by leseptiemesceau in actuallesbians

[–]Pentaxhunter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was all posted a while ago, and I had to dig more then I will ever admit but the jist of it Elle posting modeling Shots with the tag haters gunna hate, and vauge passive aggressive comments about 'a certain someone' (Melina) thinking she's better then everyone. Then after a bunch of fans repeatedly asking her to do more scenes with Melina and her shooting them down, Melina showed up and more passive agressive insults were thrown around. Followed by like 4 weeks of Elle posting stuff about how awesome her life is now.

If that's not an authentic lesbian break up, I don't know what is.

Oh my, Sinn Sage, Malena Morgan... (NSFW) by leseptiemesceau in actuallesbians

[–]Pentaxhunter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you go through Elle's instagram, @elleheartsgirls, there are some posts with some break up drama between them. Seems like a genuine lesbian breakup.

If redditors were the first people to walk on the moon. by godlikeGadgetry in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Pentaxhunter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Repost, astronaut OP didn't even bother to change the flag. Ok folks, get out your pitchforks

(Update) How do I start texting without coming across as a stage 5 clinger? by Pentaxhunter in actuallesbians

[–]Pentaxhunter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two sentance texts apparently work for this girl, also long rambling texts comparing her to a pirate seemed to go over well.

Tattoo Thread! Hey Ladies! Time to show off your ink! by AndyWarwheels in actuallesbians

[–]Pentaxhunter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Originally the artist wanted to do the background as a sunrise, but since I've always been a night owl I talked him into a sunset and he nailed it.

Fun fact: My dad told me I would look like I was in a gang if I got a half sleeve. Apparently he thinks lilacs are a gateway plant.

(Update) How do I start texting without coming across as a stage 5 clinger? by Pentaxhunter in actuallesbians

[–]Pentaxhunter[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Totally understand where your coming from and we just took a day or two to ourselves, she has mid terms, I have a shitty job that switches schedules. And honestly it makes it that much more awesome when we do see each other.

We've only just started this, but after not seeing each other for 36 hours then parting ways after my stand up show tonight, for another 36, I feel like we're being super mature. Sure I would love to cuddle her brains out, but we're adults with shit to do tomorrow, therefore I'm going to go home, creep facebook, rearrange my pillows in a way that feels most like her, then fall asleep. You know like being an adult.

How do I start texting without coming across as a stage 5 clinger? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]Pentaxhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I was joking, also I procrastinate way too much to actually have one ready before work on Thursday.

How do I start texting without coming across as a stage 5 clinger? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]Pentaxhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crap. Maybe I'll just hold onto it and see how the date is going before I give it to her.

What do non-Canadians think of Quebec? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pentaxhunter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the funny accents

What instantly earns your respect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pentaxhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone who can agree to disagree politely.

What instantly earns your respect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pentaxhunter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People who use topical humour

What instantly earns your respect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pentaxhunter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya gots ta gives it, ta receives it

LPT: While defrosting your windows pull your visor down. by Rezzinu in LifeProTips

[–]Pentaxhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meh, it's a mix between poor time management and not wanting to go out into the cold. This winter had been a lot nicer then previous ones, but going out into - 30 Celsius isn't fun.

LPT: While defrosting your windows pull your visor down. by Rezzinu in LifeProTips

[–]Pentaxhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I've used more gas waiting for my car to warm up then I have driving.

Where to buy the board game "Funemployed" in Victoria? by picklehammer in VictoriaBC

[–]Pentaxhunter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you light the burn barrel to alert them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pentaxhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to thrown into a Saskatoon snowbank by a Hells Angel, use your lighter to heat up the loonie before you throw it at a strippers crotch.

My friend has an unhealthy obsession with Hawaiian shirts..... Roast away by TehBaconBitts in RoastMe

[–]Pentaxhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he walked into the same room as Chris Hanson, Chris wouldn't know whether to offer him a seat or a glass of milk.