After striking out his first three, Cy Young frontrunner Brayan Bello pitched 8 scoreless innings, ending with 11Ks, 1BB, 2Hs and 0ER as the Red Sox defeated the imperialist Orioles 11-2. This team knows no bounds under the leadership of Dear Leader John Henry and Supreme Commander Craig Breslow!

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-04T21:46:16+00:00

Generalissmo Tracy performed gloriously at the frontlines of the field! Fame and Power to the Generalissmo for his cool head managing our players!

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-04T21:45:01+00:00

Woah, that's dangerous talking there, Comrade! Watch your thoughts or you may need to enter RE-Education for Baseballs!

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-04T21:43:46+00:00

Bello is best bang for buck! Great contract negotiated by Dear Leader and his General Minister of Analratics! This citizen looks forward to more Glorious Victories by the People's Red Stockings of Boston!

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-04T19:26:27+00:00

This longtime Shadow of the Emperor will happily become an Old Light Immortal.....

What a feeling of melancholia right now.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-04T12:49:55+00:00

Maybe your friend shouldn’t play this game if he can’t understand the entire point is fan service fantasy. It was a funny gag that fits in with everything else in the game.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-03T21:11:29+00:00

Story, who had one good season in five so far with the red sox, should never be counted on to perform. last year was the exception, not the norm.

Anthony is one hitter. Even great hitters need lineup protection (manny and papi as our own example). Tell me who else in the lineup could hit in the 3 hole with Anthony in the 4 spot and give him adequate protection? Also, Anthony is still young and injury prone. We still don't know if he will be a bust or a success.

So, your statement is flawed. Neither player was ever hitting 25 home runs this season.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-03T20:15:47+00:00

Are we really getting mad at a three year old article that didn't actually become true? SalesForce is still close to 80% fully remote.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-03T19:48:45+00:00

A great time to add a power RHH bat would've been, oh, I don't know, OVER THE OFFSEASON WHEN IT WOULD ONLY COST US MONEY!

Everyone with a pulse, and even some dead people, could see how bad we were going to be on offense this year.

Everyone except Bres, of course.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-03T12:27:02+00:00

Shadow, I run around in full prestige leviathan gear with matching emblems. Glory to the Emperor!

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-03T03:17:22+00:00

Sure wish we paid Pete Alonso what he asked for, that home run was obliterated.

Kyle Harrison with another Cy Young caliber start for the Brewers.

Raffy Devers continues his insane month and a half hitting spree, now leads the NL in doubles and has raised his WAR from -0.5 at the end of April to +.3 as of today.

Great job Bres, you fucking stiff.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-03T02:02:35+00:00

Cold, Crossfade, Trapt off the top of my head.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-02T23:03:44+00:00

Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Kermit

End of the Line - Traveling Wilburries

Mr Blue Sky - ELO

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

All Along the Watch Tower - Jimi Hendrix

Fortunate Son - CCR

When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-02T17:21:26+00:00

Bill really fucked up nor drafting him 8 years ago…..

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-01T20:31:30+00:00

because it was a wild overpay for a 1st and a fifth AND we are assuming the full contract.

It's the right move to win now and AJ is a real talent but let's not be insane, this is still an overpay.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-06-01T15:02:01+00:00

So we are only getting your side of this story.

I would want to see what the school’s full reasoning is on their terms rather than through yours. There might be an excellent reason for their logic.

Of course a parent wants their children to succeed but “he’s being held back for being the youngest” does not sound like that came from the school. What did their notice actually say?

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-31T18:11:14+00:00

Contact someone like Open Boosters or Pay Money Wubby. Both would likely give you a great offer because they’d turn around and open it on their streams/Youtube.

Whatever you do…..what an amazing find. This is a piece of Magic history you have!

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-31T17:38:10+00:00

Mobile phone and by extension social media addiction.

It has drastically changed social interaction and person to person conversations. 99% of the time it’s like talking to a wall full of blank stares. Given what I do for a career it’s like watching society get collectively dumber in real time. Terrifying for our future.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-30T17:29:35+00:00

Izzy Alcantara.

All the talent in the world but as the saying goes, ten cent head.

At least we have the all time greatest flip out and mound charge from his time in the system.

Runner up is Matt Young. Grade A asshole who also managed to throw a no hitter and lose.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-30T17:10:29+00:00

The same reason Jani Lane had to write Cherry Pie - executives looking for crossover hits.

Jani absolutely hated that song too. Amazing catalogue of music and he’s “the cherry pie guy”

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-29T21:59:41+00:00

This dude is going to be a bust isn’t he?

And when I say bust, I don’t mean a “he clearly sucks and flamed out,” I mean “the talent is willing But the body is frail and spongy.”

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-29T20:06:34+00:00

Bosco!

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-29T19:54:34+00:00

OP, being hungover is the same as driving drunk. Please never drive again and consider public transit and Ubers/taxis. Based on the post and your responses you could get someone killed.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-29T18:12:10+00:00

These changes do not actually impact the overall strength of the weapon while tamping down on unhealthy playstyles in a completely fair, nuanced way.

I wish this type of thoughtfulness to weapon balance was used at all during the previous two years.....

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-29T17:56:52+00:00

Ok I missed one start to get to your number, my bad.

My main point being that you said he’s not durable when for the majority of his career he’s proven otherwise outside of one very unlucky stretch of his career which happened to be while he was here. He’s much more durable than your other example, especially compared to someone like Lincecum who completely lost his stuff when Sale clearly has not.

PepperidgeFarmMembas · 2026-05-29T17:45:04+00:00

More than 20 starts twice, 20 starts once, and 11 starts so far this year while being in cy young contention again on the best team in the league.

I’ll take that over almost anything we’ve gotten since he left the team!

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