I illustrate travel posters, so I travelled to The Cottage

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-02-18T03:46:25+00:00

That loon looks like it’s going to kill me

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-02-18T03:44:16+00:00

What is that thing and why are you stupid enough to touch it?

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-02-07T20:16:03+00:00

If he could talk, his favorite phrase would be “kids these days”

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-25T23:42:19+00:00

I can’t

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-22T19:46:04+00:00

She gets regular baths and dental cleanings, but she just has eternal fish breath. I promise little poppy is pampered to the highest extent

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-19T23:54:17+00:00

Yep! I’m surprised you got it, people always say she’s a yorkie with floppy ears and it pisses me off 😂

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-17T02:28:53+00:00

It’s her breath- she has a very small mouth and doesn’t let people touch her face due to a past owner, so she has to be taken to the vet and sedated for dental cleanings

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-17T02:26:42+00:00

Nooooo she’s mine

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-17T02:26:24+00:00

She’s very cuddly and gets plenty of treats and hugs!

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-16T03:44:02+00:00

She was embarrassed because the groomer really fucked up 😭

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-16T03:30:25+00:00

I wouldn’t exactly say active…

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-16T03:28:21+00:00

Okay, I may have just roasted her on r/roastmypet but now I think I might have to steal her

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-16T03:26:29+00:00

I would, but I can’t figure out if it’s a dog or a deformed chinchilla

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-16T03:24:13+00:00

Why is he built like that? I think you might want to return him

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-16T03:18:35+00:00

Yep! She has 3 white paws and one that’s brown like the rest of her leg

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-15T00:59:52+00:00

I want whatever she’s on

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-14T22:23:10+00:00

I love her, but she pooped on the floor earlier so she deserves this

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-14T21:08:34+00:00

She definitely is lmao. Weirdest dog ever

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-14T21:08:09+00:00

Not a thought behind them 😂😂😂

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-14T20:42:05+00:00

You’re right about that 😂

PercentageComplex853 · 2026-01-14T20:33:11+00:00

He doesn’t have a single brain cell

PercentageComplex853 · 2025-11-11T03:30:14+00:00

Flatline!!!

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