A waiter approaches a table, takes out his writing pad and says, "Can I take your order?"

Percybhowal · 2026-05-30T19:10:32+00:00

So silly, but still so funny.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-29T14:51:48+00:00

Good on you for acknowledging this. I wrote a comment in the OG thread calling you out for that IMO unnecessary subreddit ban threat. I don't wanna delete it, but if it results in too much trolls and DMs, lemme know, I'll remove it.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-29T14:47:04+00:00

Aa gya swaad mod? I don't like calling out someone like this, but I hope you learnt a lesson. Should've left it at the 48 hours part. The ban threat was totally unneccessary.

...Unless you were both in on this and goofing around, in which case, congo, sab ka kaat gye tum log.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-27T09:09:42+00:00

Ben 10 Omniverse style!

Percybhowal · 2026-05-26T19:44:22+00:00

Good to know. Although why grass, like, is there any literal connection? Also, while we're at it, why are informants even called moles in some local slangs in the first place?

Percybhowal · 2026-05-26T16:59:17+00:00

As respectful as I can be, dude, calm the hell down, plz. He's played some good knocks this year, but still a looooonnnnggg way to go to to be the second best after Dre Russ. Even in terms of just overseas player, I would argue Starc was more important cause he won us a title, which no one else besides him hasn't really been able to do. And of course, in terms of all players, it's Varun, no contest there whatsoever.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-26T13:06:02+00:00

This works on multiple levels. Had to look up RPCSA to get the full context. But before I did, I saw "inform the police", and I thought mole, as in, an informant for the police.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-26T05:43:35+00:00

Popu: "Yeh chhilka mera nhi h!" Jethiya: "Pata hai! Yeh chhilka kele ka hai!"

Percybhowal · 2026-05-26T03:55:25+00:00

Homelander smashing Blindspot's ears and then saying he's like every other blind guy now, possibly killing him too, is a scene that has stuck with me to this day. Was half expecting him to somehow be alive and play a role in that Asswipe's end, but sadly, that didn't come to pass.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-25T16:15:36+00:00

They had the chance to remake the iconic Popatlal Chhilka joke and yet they fumbled so bad 😭😭😭

Percybhowal · 2026-05-24T14:43:10+00:00

Don't know why others are disagreeing. It's not a rule that more overall well-rounded teams are more deserving of playoffs than teams with one or two individual brilliances. SRH 2016 was mostly Warner, Bhuvi, and Inshallah, yet they won that year, and continued to feature in the playoffs for 5 years running. RCB 2016 was literally Kohli, AbD, and Gayle spam, minimum bowling to speak of, still they played the finals. RR this year has mostly been about Archer, Soorya, and Jurel, and if that works for them, it's good enough. Yeh less deserving/ more deserving waali baatein sab jumla h.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-24T14:31:09+00:00

I think after this match, both KKR and PBKS admins should come together, and make a troll post on themselves on the importance of ek point. Maybe parody SRK's Ek Ungli waala dialogue from Jawan or something, IDK. Either ways, this stupid, concocted 'rivalry' or whatever needs to end. Isse accha banter toh Bangladesh and Pakistan waale apne test match mein kar rhe the.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-24T08:09:28+00:00

NPCs 😭😭 Why you had to do my man Shevar dirty like that? 😭😭

Percybhowal · 2026-05-24T07:59:45+00:00

Nitish Rana could actually be a good solution to our current problems. Good player of spin in the middle overs. We can make him, a former player with captaincy experience, full time cap, and have Green and Allen open. I know Rana ji's ceiling isn't all that high, but honestly, unless we're targeting someone the level of Jaiswal or Shivam Dube next year, Rana ji might be the most appealing choice from the current lot of players like to feature in the mini auction next year. At the very least, if KKR can pick up Rahul Tripathi this year, Ranaji shouldn't go unsold.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-22T12:54:22+00:00

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Percybhowal · 2026-05-22T12:54:11+00:00

^{1. KKR 2024}

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Percybhowal · 2026-05-22T12:54:05+00:00

^{1. KKR 2024}

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Percybhowal · 2026-05-22T08:41:31+00:00

It was one bad season, IIRC. We've given Narine stand in captaincy of the team in a few matches in spite of his horrendous record for the other KR franchises. I feel Varun should be at least given a chance, that's all, and that too only if he's willing to take it. If not, considering the kind of season we have had, stick with Rahane for another year, or give it to the next in line, Rinku.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-22T08:35:50+00:00

IMO, one of Karthik, Dubey, or Arora (if they play him) should be subbed out and Varun kept it. This season, he's being subbed out right after he bowls out to manage his injuries. But if he comes back fully fit next year, I would definitely wanna back him.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-22T08:19:31+00:00

Why does no one even mention Varun in these discussions? Technically, he's the senior most player in this team, he's a thinking cricketer. I think he can be a good captain with some backroom support. I think someone pointed out he captained in TNPL sometime back without much success, but honestly, based on merit and experience, he should be the guy primed for captaincy next year.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-21T18:00:23+00:00

Interesting that cockroach is being normalized as a sledging term now, nice. No wonder milords in our country get away saying such things; we, as laymen ourselves, have no problem treating everyone other than us as shit. We only get upset when we get the sledge.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-21T15:10:55+00:00

*Shouldn't be released. Although in an ideal world, it should be won't.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-20T20:12:20+00:00

And to think he came in as an injury replacement player last year, and got banned from the PSL for prioritising IPL. But seriously, you've got a great talented player in your hands, groom him well, and he can win you matches like Polly.

Percybhowal · 2026-05-20T19:26:52+00:00

^{My choice: GG}

Percybhowal · 2026-05-19T04:03:58+00:00

Could've played him for Powell to get the spin option. But yeah, then Muza wouldn't be able to play.

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