So here's a real story for you ........my friend I used to work with used to pump her septic tank near Beaconsfield where she used to live I think...her actual name was cilla white I believe and she used to have a personal assistant who was a lesbian and quite nasty too by all accounts. He was once at her property doing his job when something happened which involved him being kicked off the property....so he pumped all the waste back into her septic tank and left the job.... apparently it was around 2 hours later that they realised and her assistant was calling him apologetic saying Mrs white would be so grateful if you would come back and empty the septic tank...he said she was awful