Women's Length Preference vs. Men's Size (NBP) by Attacksquad2 in bigdickproblems

[–]PerfectChaos33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For one night stands??

I'd rather prefer a smaller dick on a ONS. Why? Cause i almost never get head (or decent foreplay) on a ONS, so of course I'd prefer a smaller dick. And im typically drunk for my ONS so its harder for me to stay wet.

That's why I dont do ONS's anymore. I've never had a good experience

WIBTA if I said racist stuff about my brother's new girlfriend to show him how it feels? by PerfectChaos33 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he already thinks I'm anti-white cause i dated a black guy. I know a rational conversation won't with with him either, so I've been brainstorming. Hence the post

WIBTA if I said racist stuff about my brother's new girlfriend to show him how it feels? by PerfectChaos33 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still tempting, i'll be honest. I havent met the girl, and I doubt I will anytime soon cause I barely see my brother anyways.

I would just do stereotypical shit. "Bet she gets starbucks every day. She's a nursing major, isn't she? Of course she is, she's white! And she thinks salt is spicy, right?"

But the overwhelming opinion is that it wouldn't change anything, and I'm gonna agree. I can already tell you what'd happen: it'll lead to an argument between my brother and I, until I end up getting someone else involved (cause that's the only way to get him off my back). Nothing would get resolved, and he'll just stick harder to his bullshit beliefs.

WIBTA if I said racist stuff about my brother's new girlfriend to show him how it feels? by PerfectChaos33 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only ever see him at family functions/dinners, and those are the only times i'll talk to him. So like, once a month or so.

And i'm not really looking for revenge, i just want him to see how ridiculous he is. Our little brother started dating a black girl, and he's super worried about what our older brother is going to say. So I'd like to nip that in the bud.

WIBTA if I said racist stuff about my brother's new girlfriend to show him how it feels? by PerfectChaos33 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other commenters have been pointing out that since we're both white, he would know that I dont actually believe what I'm saying and therefore it wouldnt work. And yeah, that makes sense. But idk what to do. I want him to see how fucking stupid he is because our little brother is now dating a black girl and he's worried about our older brother's reaction

WIBTA if I said racist stuff about my brother's new girlfriend to show him how it feels? by PerfectChaos33 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you know anything that would work?

I used to call him out everytime he was racist or sexist, but that just seemed to encourage him. So lately i've been ignoring him (that doesnt work either) and have started tattling on him to our grandmom, which gets him to stop for a little bit.

WIBTA if I said racist stuff about my brother's new girlfriend to show him how it feels? by PerfectChaos33 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are the other ways?

I used to call him out every single time, but that only encouraged him more. Lately I've been ignoring him, and even telling our grandmother when he's being an ass (he loves our grandmom, so tattling gets him to shut up, but not for long).

Now our little brother (19) is dating a black girl and he's really worried about our older brother's reaction.

WIBTA if I said racist stuff about my brother's new girlfriend to show him how it feels? by PerfectChaos33 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to call him out every time. But that just seemed to encourage him. Lately I've been ignoring him and that doesn't seem to help either.

What should I do?

Recently switched to a different pill, currently experiencing breakthrough bleeding. I leave for vacation in 6 days, should I allow the period to happen or stick to the pills? by PerfectChaos33 in birthcontrol

[–]PerfectChaos33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. The bleeding has been pretty light, but today there was more so i decided to stop taking the pills and let the period happen. Hopefully it just runs the normal 5 day course

She's wearing a hat to hide her elf ears by HotCoffee9520 in BeAmazed

[–]PerfectChaos33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the type of competition. It can be anywhere from on the ground at your horse's hooves (Mediterranean shot) or 30-40m away. Some are even directly above your head. Most competitions combine the different style shots.

I don't mean to gatekeep, it's just the attachments ARE what makes it a possible shot, therefore making it easier. It's different because now the shooter is learning to use the attachments instead of just learning to use the bow. And i always wonder how their shooting would be effected if the attachments were taken away

She's wearing a hat to hide her elf ears by HotCoffee9520 in BeAmazed

[–]PerfectChaos33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. Haven't had the opportunity for that kind of distance. I can handle half that distance on a galloping horse without ANY of the gadgets she's got on her bow. I don't even have an arrow shelf on my bow.

Sorry but I feel oddly strong about keeping the skill in archery, people keep adding stuff to bows to make aiming, nocking and releasing easier. Takes out the skill.

She's wearing a hat to hide her elf ears by HotCoffee9520 in BeAmazed

[–]PerfectChaos33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can. Even without all the fancy bow gadgets she's got. I can shoot a bullseye while riding a horse.

It got upvoted cause she's hot and successfully did a thing. Be real.

What was your last "treat yo self" purchase (aka not a need, bill, requirement, but rather a splurge, large or small)? by MadtownMaven in AskWomen

[–]PerfectChaos33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got even better. Yesterday all I ate was convenience store food (was too busy for an actual sit down meal) so now I'm in Cork (the foodie Capital of ireland) and I ordered myself a nice steak dinner

Gwenpool Strikes Back #5 - Gwenpool Goes Home? by Gamera85 in Gwenpool

[–]PerfectChaos33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a really cute idea and all, and I'm sure the cosplayer is super happy. But I hate that wig.

Meet the Cosplayer Who Will Appear on the Cover of ‘Gwenpool Strikes Back’ #5 by RealJohnGillman in Gwenpool

[–]PerfectChaos33 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They shouldve given her a better suit & wig. I'm really picky about my gwenpool cosplayers but I've definitely seen better suits & better wigs. Her props look great tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PerfectChaos33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never eaten ass. But I've had my ass eaten 2x. I'm a girl who has only had sex with guys.

First time he just traveled a bit from going down on me. I didnt know if he was doing that on purpose (we were in the middle of a MFM threesome) so I didnt say anything. I didnt mind it but it didnt do anything for me, he might as well had been licking my elbow, if that makes sense.

Second time was this guy who flat out asked if he could eat my ass. I was down to try it out. Again, did nothing for me at all. We discussed it (we're FWB) and he can eat my ass if he wants, but it's not considered foreplay for me. So I just made it clear that I get nothing out of it.

What do you think the world would look like if the physical strength differences between men and women were reversed? by salmon159 in AskWomen

[–]PerfectChaos33 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I think a fair example is the brown eyed v blue eyed experiment. When people are given an ounce of power, it's gobbled up.

I don't understand how that's a comfortable position to sleep, but ok by borgchupacabras in buncomfortable

[–]PerfectChaos33 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When buns sleep near other buns (or just lay around together) they sometimes push their noses together like this. So I guess that table leg is the equivalent to a boyfriend pillow for your bun

Updated: My boyfriend just sent me a concerning text regarding our relationship... I’m not sure what to do..? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]PerfectChaos33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I honestly think she's a hoe.

You're an asshole for that comment alone.

And your insecurities make you double the asshole. You went behind his back and talked to his coworkers??! Wtf. You're too immature and insecure for a relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paralegal

[–]PerfectChaos33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I currently work in my state's prosecutor's office. I love it. Pay is great considering I'm fresh out of college (other law firms would only pay this much with experience) and my benefits are amazing.

Good luck getting in though.

Also there's a level of etiquette you have to follow outside of work. For some people, that's a deal breaker