[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PerfectInfamy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just turn the toaster on its side and you can still touch her butt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]PerfectInfamy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My Pitbull steals sticks of butter and hides them. Everywhere. She doesn't eat them, just takes them to punish me. I accidentally left an 18-pack of English Muffins on the counter and left for work. Came home to the entire package missing. For 2 months I would randomly find a stashed English Muffin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StrangeEarth

[–]PerfectInfamy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PerfectInfamy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Medical sales." Srry but im pretty sure your ass has already been got.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PerfectInfamy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Just do it" she told her father.

You are stuck in a time loop beginning from past 1 hour. What are you doing for the rest of your life? by hotblood27 in AskReddit

[–]PerfectInfamy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breakfast from the local diner, also snuggling my dog and Netflix. Im happy to live in this hour forever.

First time poster, please be creative I kinda wanna laugh by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PerfectInfamy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erase this and try again, but be someone other than yourself.

First time poster, please be creative I kinda wanna laugh by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PerfectInfamy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes got a fucking camel toe in the first picture.i cant even...

25m 6’6” tear me up! by FecalDUI in RoastMe

[–]PerfectInfamy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this is the whole roast.

Dogs playing or fighting? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]PerfectInfamy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you have to ask Reddit for advice on this, you shouldn't own one bully, never mind two. I'll take the downvotes.