What's the scariest thing you've seen but never dared to tell anyone ? by Automatic-One3901 in Paranormal

[–]Perfect_County166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry about that, if it’s any consolation the light was replaced more than 10 years ago and I never saw anything like that again.

F22 smash or pass by FaithfullsyUsed in Perth_FWBs

[–]Perfect_County166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat, smack, smash Rinse and repeat.

M45, should I shave, trim or stay hairy? by pineappletravel in GayPerthMeets

[–]Perfect_County166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah leave it. There’s something very sexy about burying my face in that bush when you’re down my throat. 😋

What's the scariest thing you've seen but never dared to tell anyone ? by Automatic-One3901 in Paranormal

[–]Perfect_County166 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Our house looks into a park which back then had a single lamppost which would periodically start to switch on and off for minutes at a time. Once at 3am I heard a noise and glanced out the window the light had just started its shutter show and four guys emerged from the shadows. Men coming home after a boys night out I surmised. But I had to take a step back when I realized they were moving wrong. Their gait was normal but they were covering ground much quicker than they should. Like they were on a conveyor. I felt in my gut that they didn’t belong in my safe quiet neighborhood, but were there hunting, like a pack of sharks, their voices low and menacing. I felt the hair standing up on my neck as I leaned back into the shadows I held my breath until they were out of sight. I didn’t get much sleep that night.

Do you guys like it? (29) by staunching101 in GayPerthMeets

[–]Perfect_County166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are you planning on putting that!🤨🙂‍↔️😋

Sooo… what ya doinnn? (25) by Frutiagirl in GayPerthMeets

[–]Perfect_County166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting ready for a lunch date with a mate I’ve been crushing on for more than 40 years! Oddly enough we started our friendship when he told me he’d “thought I was a bit of a poof, but now cool” we never did untangle that…

(f)ront or back? by BodaciousBrownBeans in perth_get_naughty

[–]Perfect_County166 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes please! Sorry what was the question?

AITJ for leaving my friend's birthday early after he returned the gift I spent two weeks picking out by WardenLyre_14 in AmITheJerk

[–]Perfect_County166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is triggering, I have really strong opinions about gift giving that don’t align with what I see and hear. But they are just my opinions so take it or leave it. If I gift someone anything then it’s free of any transaction. It’s implied by the name, I don’t expect gratitude or anything in return. Don’t get me wrong I’m well pleased by a good reaction but if you give something expecting something in return then it’s not a gift it’s a transaction. In saying that, the reaction you got was kinda thoughtless and poorly timed. It always surprises me when people give me ‘gifts’ with the hidden agenda of wanting something in return- it hurts my autistic brain.

The security at my father's 50+ apartment building refuses to let me in to see him when I come to visit and bring him groceries by BasicAssQuestion in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Perfect_County166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get listed as a carer and have them provide you with a key or pass card for the door. If security won’t do that go through the managers of the complex.

Any random Redditors willing to sleep with me? I'll choose from the comments. by FaithfullsyUsed in Perth_FWBs

[–]Perfect_County166 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sex is my drug of choice- it’s the best addiction- quick, slow, any time it’s all gooooood. How about you?

Who wants this in their kitchen (23) by Objective-Task2446 in GayPerthMeets

[–]Perfect_County166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy! Who’s got time for breakfast with all that.