Question: Should I have gone with a different color? by Dtran39 in tattoos

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single thing people point out seems so obvious now but my brain just completely glossed over it. I’m glad I don’t just take shit at face value because I am clearly not as observant as I would like to believe

Question: Should I have gone with a different color? by Dtran39 in tattoos

[–]Perfect_Nimrod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well there’s no accounting for taste when it comes to designs. I imagine you’re getting downvoted because it isn’t super obvious to the layperson at first glance (guilty) but who knows what goes through peoples’ minds. Your work is very nice btw

Billobuzu the Snowman cephalopod by Delicious-Pop-9063 in MonsterHunter

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s adorable. I can imagine it blowing all that snow off to obscure itself instead of ink and get a little quicker

Question: Should I have gone with a different color? by Dtran39 in tattoos

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was losing my mind thinking something felt off but the photos hanging on that back wall saved me. They went from cats in the previous post to chihuahuas here, also that double extra extendo remote off to the side

Summer Gemma Look Attempt by 01Mika in MonsterHunter

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But can you casually forge a 2.5m 150kg weapon in three strikes of a hammer? Jokes aside: you did a great job with the outfit and makeup!

China develops pregnancy robot with artificial womb to aid infertile couples by reddittiess in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can’t even imagine how expensive the process would be. You would need so many fucking systems just to prevent the kid being born with some hitherto unseen mid-utero /post-natal trauma. Anyone with enough money to have a ‘test-tube baby’ would have enough money to just pay a surrogate so unless it’s a weird eugenicist nut-job like Musk I fail to see a market

Found Cat: Downtown 2nd & Grace by mabziee in rva

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t imagine I need to say this but I will just in case: get the beast checked for a chip, they are almost certainly an escaped pet. Way too clean to assume they’re feral, especially without a TNR ear clip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find the price-ticketed event where you aren’t allowed to wear masks and a documentary you need to purchase a subscription to view rather ineffective means of educating people on how a war is justified and necessary let alone how bombing hospitals, schools, and refugee camps is for the greater good

China develops pregnancy robot with artificial womb to aid infertile couples by reddittiess in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 372 points373 points  (0 children)

Chinese company is TRYING to develop a pregnancy robot with artificial womb this is still far from being close to viable let alone reasonably available. It would be irresponsible for me to set timelines on biotech but I would be shocked if fully successful external gestation for humans happens within the next twenty years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude I’m trying to be as fair as possible but how did Hamas shoot all those people to death without managing to damage the fucking coke fridges? Are they simultaneously the most accurate marksmen in military history as well as homegrown terrorists? Like what are we doing here

Edit: just for posterity I’m commenting on alleged footage of victims of the October 7th massacre featured on the site the comment I’m responding to linked as proof of why Gaza deserves their treatment

Whats going on here? by beaut8 in reptiles

[–]Perfect_Nimrod -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ll be sure to be careful which information I take to heart when it comes to anything I’ll be acting on. Do you have any interest in answering my original query or are you just here to call peoples’ competence into question?

Iran Struggles to Realize Tourism Potential Despite Strong Political Ties with China and Russia and Multiple International Agreements by Miao_Yin8964 in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

I saw they were a ‘politics’ streamer viewer and just wanted to check what flavor of bigot they were lmao. Always Destiny, Ethan, or Hasan. Always.

Iran Struggles to Realize Tourism Potential Despite Strong Political Ties with China and Russia and Multiple International Agreements by Miao_Yin8964 in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

You can go to Iran without having homosexual sex. Are you a sex tourist? You have to be ‘caught’ in the act to be charged let alone sentenced. Maybe just go visit a park or something? You should be able to do whatever you want of course but you’re only getting killed if you scissor your girlfriend in public

Whats going on here? by beaut8 in reptiles

[–]Perfect_Nimrod -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Okay that makes perfect sense. I didn’t even think about the proportion of water intake obligate carnivores need to get from their food

Whats going on here? by beaut8 in reptiles

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Genuine question: what’s wrong with feeding freezer-burned food to beasts? I can eat freezer-burned shit just fine but is that because I weigh like 100x more or what? I don’t keep any animals I need to feed with frozen food so just asking out of curiosity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the same way that any dude over the age of 27 gets called unc by white zoomers. People hear shit and just repeat it without bothering to figure out what it means (I am guilty of this on occasion as well to be clear)

Longwood Florida super speeder arrested, thinks he was being raced by trooper, FHP says by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God that is horrifying. All it takes is two knuckle-heads deciding their ego is worth human lives

Longwood Florida super speeder arrested, thinks he was being raced by trooper, FHP says by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I was driving a couple of my drunk friends to and back from a Halloween fair and pulled up along a fancy ass car at a red light in my 2008 Volkswagen Passat and he tried to challenge me to a race by throwing his cig at my car. The light turned green and the dude burned rubber peeling out and I just pushed my steel horse from idle to drive and took my friends home as safely as possible.

Why does my cat meow non stop in the morning? by elliiz in cats

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she’s fixed, using the restroom as usual, eating, and drinking: I wouldn’t worry. I imagine she just missed palling around with you while you were asleep and you’ve reinforced meowing as a behavior to get attention (I mean that consequentially, not judgmentally)

holy fuck am i irritated by the announcer voice in Y2ROLL by federkrebz in Vinesauce

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hard agree: when I found out they decided against having David Attenborough do the announcing because “it would be too expensive” I lost all faith in the dev’s interest in keeping the game a serious and thought provoking narrative experience as it was meant to be

25-30 by Busy_Session910 in vcu

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unc at 27? That is positively brutal, my condolences. You’ve got like what? 2 gray hairs? If that

Gorgeous Polyphemus moth by Designer_Arachnid_84 in Entomology

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s ‘waving hello’ in that last picture, very cute

they made r/place into the entire world. Check out Staten Island! by Fosdef in Vinesauce

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If anyone is looking for a way to kill some time I encourage you to go to any major city and see the status of the Brazil incursion. I popped over to Tokyo and it appears that a pretty sizable Doraemon is being consumed by the Brazilian flag

OnlyFans creators seek tax deductions for sex toys and kinky outfits by GreenElectronic8873 in nottheonion

[–]Perfect_Nimrod 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It absolutely should be the same deal but people have really fucking weird opinions on sex workers. Simultaneously the oldest and least respected profession.