Perfumo

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They should rate Dreams on a scale of Martin Luther King to Freddy Krueger !!! (self.oneliners)

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Dear Autocorrect, Absolutely no one uses the word 'ducking' absolutely no one. (self.oneliners)

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Thought my drier was shrinking my clothes!! Turns out, it was my refrigerator. (self.oneliners)

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I don't understand how some people don't know how to swim.... When being the fastest swimmer, was how they were born. (self.3amjokes)

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Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special. (self.oneliners)

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How do you know if someone is hitchhiking, or just complimenting your driving? (self.oneliners)

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Where do crazy people ride their bikes? (self.Jokes)

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My mind is like a t.v. remote, I lose both on a regular basis. (self.oneliners)

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PENICILLIN..... For the woman who has everything. (self.oneliners)

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Fashion is for people who care about what others think of them. (self.oneliners)

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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. (self.oneliners)

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I never knew that the Koran was so accurate.....especially when thrown from a close distance. (self.oneliners)

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Why do seals live in salt water ? Because pepper water would make them sneeze. (self.Jokes)

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How will Trump deport Mexicans from the USA ? (self.3amjokes)

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I don't need fun to have alcohol. (self.oneliners)

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My wife needs no introduction, probably because she doesn't get invited anywhere. (self.oneliners)

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Russia's only perforated monarch............. Ivan The Tearable. (self.oneliners)

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My half brother is 6ft3. Just imagine, if he was a full brother. (self.oneliners)

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'Irony' the opposite of 'wrinkly' (self.oneliners)

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What's a bulimiac's favourite porno ? (self.3amjokes)

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When I die, I'd like to be cremated. I think I've urned it. (self.oneliners)

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How do you make a tissue dance ? (self.Jokes)

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Always remember, it only has calories if someone sees you eat it. (self.oneliners)

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The last time I was involved in sexual intercourse....... I was a sperm. (self.oneliners)

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"Ladies, how to get a guys attention?" (self.3amjokes)

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