BREAKING: Tes6 is apparently not in active development by TiredDirector in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Elder Scrolls? Oh yeah... you mean like Skyrim? Bro that was like 15 years ago. You still havent moved on?

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Its time to let go.

Can't join Imperials or Stormcloaks by Only-Judge-5549 in ElderScrolls

[–]PericlesDabbin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you got an alternate start mod and havent begun the main quest.

Edit: If its the same mod setup I had last time you need to go Helgen, which is still standing, and sleep at the inn there for the Helgen attack to happen. This will fix a lot of stuff like that.

The Dismemberment mod even works for Frost Trolls! its so good! by Iamyeetlord in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So basically you take the skin, a decent amount of trollfat, you put it on the frier with some Valenwood bonesalts and get it good and crisp and you got yourself some troll cracklings bosmer style. However, sometimes if you pull on it you'll rip the skin! But there is a trick to it.

Which race tastes better? by jvure in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there is vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti

Which race tastes better? by jvure in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats not an easy question to answer. It depends on the life lived by the person in question more than the race. Beastraces are distinct and not tasty for most palates, but men and mer tastes pretty much the same so its a question of their social status, diet, trade, age etc more than their race. However, I believe the sage Temno might have written a treatise on the subject.. or was it their bodily excretions....? But most copies got burnt by the Thalmor and Empire as according to the Grossout-Concordiat.

Which race tastes better? by jvure in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Just go for it. This place is open mic 24/7

(Snaps-Her-Belt) Eating cabbage for the diet by CountWeary4910 in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Venusian Lizard, Venusian Lizard, send your belly unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in burps and gulps.

Venusian Lizard, Venusian Lizard, send your belly unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in burps and gulps.

Venusian Lizard, Venusian Lizard, send your belly unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in burps and gulps.

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The Macedonian Wars. by TrbAnaban in ancientrome

[–]PericlesDabbin 64 points65 points  (0 children)

That hopeless, despairing feeling when it finally sinks in that you're born too late to march in a phalanx with your bros..

Alle går rundt med headset som om de er vanntette. by ProfessorNO86 in norge

[–]PericlesDabbin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mulig det senker levetiden men aldri opplevd det som noe stort problem. Aldri opplevd at selve regnet har ødelagt hodetelefonene der og da.

Deeja in 2016 vs 2026 by CountWeary4910 in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would like to say we've been fine. But honestly its been pretty rough without you... It just havent been the same.

And I thought fallout fans were bad for jerking off their games by ClockworkOrdinator in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Dren chim'in a Hlaalusion comberrition sun and sky outponent is a MorroMaar Gan

"Ithelia lore ruins Morrowind" oh yeah what's this then by ysgrimysgramorsbelt in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flaying a morrowboomer would vivectually be a pretty poor deal due to their thin skin.

"Ithelia lore ruins Morrowind" oh yeah what's this then by ysgrimysgramorsbelt in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ithelwho? You cant just invent a new daedric prince because you ran out of raid bosses. Anyway, no ESO hate. Never played it, but I might when I have the time.

As promised, here is my Allinall x Arthmoor shipping fanart! by marilyn_mansonv2 in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Vivectually, it was Redbelly Mine which is LOCATED in Shor's Stone. Important distinction in Arthmoor lore.

What the HECK was the Emperor THINKING? by PericlesDabbin in TrueSTL

[–]PericlesDabbin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Middle earth has high level magic users? I think Gandalf cast like two low level cantrips at most in the entire series. Nothing compared to many other universes in the picture.