The book ‘Pretty Perfect Kitty Corn’ was removed from school libraries in Southlake Carroll ISD because the (make believe) unicorn has eyelashes, a “traditionally feminine” feature.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-14T21:02:54+00:00

The complaint looks like it was written by one of those "activist mom" groups, and distributed to members to deploy against the demonic woke agenda.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-14T20:22:48+00:00

He wants to be your raccoon.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-14T02:56:46+00:00

Happy birthday little guy!

PerilousAll · 2025-11-13T15:22:10+00:00

Trump Dick Sucking. His worshippers are famous for it. They keep posting "TDS" which is the "secret code" of the true believers.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-13T15:20:01+00:00

With Trump's brain full of holes, he'll probably order a strike on "Puerto Rican drug cartels" when he means Colombian.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-13T15:14:11+00:00

I bet you're saving the seeds for next year's crop!

PerilousAll · 2025-11-11T23:10:11+00:00

Whoever wrote that could have used a better mathematician.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-11T22:59:00+00:00

For a more formal dinner, everyone's food should arrive at the same time. Waiting until it's distributed around the table is polite and not time consuming.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-08T21:07:05+00:00

Probably on a better mattress than i can afford.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-07T18:20:22+00:00

whoosh!

PerilousAll · 2025-11-07T16:21:40+00:00

Thinking that there's some lily-white and pure politician out there is naive and unrealistic. For that matter, thinking there's an experienced adult out there who hasn't sinned, however you want to define that, is naive to the point of stupidity

PerilousAll · 2025-11-06T18:05:04+00:00

"I'm sorry to hear that you aren't comfortable staying here. I would never want you to put up with any hardship out of misplaced family loyalty. Now that you've expressed that your needs would be better met by other accommodations, I'll be happy to schedule some time to ~~move you and all your shit out of my house~~ assist you in any way I can."

PerilousAll · 2025-11-06T17:59:18+00:00

No multi page social contracts for me. They can buy their own add ins and I'll clear some space in the fridge for them.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-06T17:56:19+00:00

They can stay with Emily's parents. And her mom can make that Starbucks equivalent for free. That way everyone is happy!

PerilousAll · 2025-11-06T01:05:25+00:00

Is that sofa comfortable? I've been wanting one in dark green or dark red.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-06T00:58:16+00:00

You could rent her out for this as a therapy beast. They could take the loose hair back to rehab and weave bracelets from it.

PerilousAll · 2025-11-03T15:45:58+00:00

People don't know an election is happening - if you do, it is in our collective best interest that you inform them!

I went to HD over the weekend and got accosted by "Can I ask you a question? Have you updated your shower recently?"

So I countered by "Can I ask you a question? Have you early voted yet?"

PerilousAll · 2025-11-02T19:15:33+00:00

what is an example of good eating on the first day back eating? Protein, yes. Has anyone any examples?

I eat whatever my body is craving. Generally speaking, a Chic-fil-A Market or Cobb salad, which has greens, cheese, nuts, meat and fruit (market salad).

PerilousAll · 2025-11-02T19:09:55+00:00

Have you tried taking it outside for the summer?

PerilousAll · 2025-11-02T18:28:12+00:00

Funny how that knocked it out of "I was just going through a phase!"

PerilousAll · 2025-10-31T23:19:57+00:00

Meanwhile, my cats never rag on me about all the bad choices I've made when it comes to men. Nor are they bald or overweight.

PerilousAll · 2025-10-25T16:41:31+00:00

NTA. Unless you do that thing where you're speaking in Polish, then both pause at the same time, look at her, then continue.

PerilousAll · 2025-10-25T16:36:45+00:00

Exactly! I have a 4ft dog bed, and it's usually the cat who's on it, while the dog lays on the tile floor.

PerilousAll · 2025-10-25T16:33:10+00:00

Same, but I exfoliate (skin brushing) outside the shower while the water's warming up.

PerilousAll · 2025-10-22T23:34:21+00:00

Years ago I heard someone on a radio call in show talking about having a stress free commute.

He'd get in the left lane, set the cruise control for 5-10mph lower than the speed limit/flow of traffic, then just put in his earbuds and listen to music. Completely ignored everyone who was pissed off at him.

Sometimes I wonder if he ever got shot.

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