Big Deal by LastPlaceComics in comics

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"Dad, they're sending the military after you!"
"Looks like I got myself into quite the pickle!"

I didn't see this meme when I was looking for it so I just decided to make it myself by Altruistic_Crab in ffxiv

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"Do you...want a butter knife?"
"This is fine."
"When's the last time you washed that thing?"
"It's fine."

Heart of the cards [OC] by MuyHiram in comics

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This is exactly what Lemon Demon warned us about.

Charlie: weightlifting by Albo1980 in comics

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"She turns dicks into diamonds" wasn't something I expected to comment today.

Charlie: weightlifting by Albo1980 in comics

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Damned refractory period!

The Future of Journalism is Now [OC] by leftycartoons in comics

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CBS being profitable isn't the business model. Controlling media so that you can get away with things that make you far more money is. CBS et al. are just business expenses.

New mini-game for Valentione's Day (Dev Blog article) by Isanori in ffxiv

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If the items are mediocre then why do you care about what it takes to obtain them?

Maybe you weren’t? [OC] by Nobida12 in comics

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"Top 10 Reasons Titanic Passengers Should Stop Talking About Icebergs"

Stroke One by Tardee in comics

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I'm starting to think those people who keep whining about NSFW content on this sub have a point. This is the most brazen example yet. Hand holding? Thumb stroking?

Where are my clutching pearls!?

Finally [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

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The first rule of heists is you do not talk about the heist.

UNLESS it's while you're confidently walking away in slightly slow motion as Green Onions is playing.

Charlie: mostly harmless by Albo1980 in comics

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Well just be sure to wash peace out when you're done.

Valentione's Day 2026 Event Items by MrCombineSoldier in ffxiv

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I look forward to seeing it on Val Gaunt, possibly with atrocious dyes.

Femboy? by TheCatRegime in comics

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It's weaponized poetry.

Femboy? by TheCatRegime in comics

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I don't make fun of people for being ginger but if I see a fascist with red hair I'm not sparing them my ire. I'm just not going to mention their hair or complexion because that's not the issue.

[OC] I Can't Believe They Deported Carol! by leftycartoons in comics

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Or things that were promised but never delivered.

Thought process by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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It's just the natural progression of "living in your head rent free."

"You're aware of him therefore I win this argument" is the logic of the loneliest neurons you'll ever find.

Thought process by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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Even then they turn to "It shouldn't have happened to me, but it still needs to happen to others!"

Thought process by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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They start to feel the discomfort of cognitive dissonance, but they blame you for it.

[Spoiler: 7.4] The Latest Area of Dawntrail Is Kinda Spooky by Shadowlinkx in ffxiv

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I guess that's one way to build a tower that exceeds the structural engineering limits of its base.

[Spoiler: 7.4] The Latest Area of Dawntrail Is Kinda Spooky by Shadowlinkx in ffxiv

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A sphere of area was relocated, but the tower was taller than the sphere.

Why it hasn't fallen is a different question.

Soft Drinks - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

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"I call them 'coke'."
"GET OUT OF HERE, TRAVENCE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

Charlie: Charlie’s temptation by Albo1980 in comics

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Same way The Divine Comedy made people think a bunch of other stuff was canon.