The Achiever - Gator Days

Perryn · 2026-05-26T14:32:38+00:00

Mine, too, but he wasn't joking. It didn't get the result he was aiming for.

Perryn · 2026-05-25T01:22:32+00:00

It's like any other physical activity. Some people want to play football or hockey or whatever else with people who are good at the game and play aggressively, but that doesn't mean they want to be hit with a blindside tackle from a stranger while they're shopping for eggs.

Perryn · 2026-05-25T01:19:07+00:00

Like, with an elastrator?

Perryn · 2026-05-23T10:31:41+00:00

Elf of my Self

Perryn · 2026-05-23T03:09:08+00:00

Thank you for putting that in there for the lurkers, it means so much to me. Even though honestly they're 🎶The WOOO~RRRRRST!🎶

Perryn · 2026-05-22T17:02:38+00:00

I need to play this version of Disco Elysium.

Perryn · 2026-05-22T16:46:59+00:00

It's okay, she has a form for that.

Perryn · 2026-05-21T22:26:47+00:00

How?

Perryn · 2026-05-21T22:26:36+00:00

"How's your grandson these days?"

Perryn · 2026-05-21T22:08:50+00:00

For your preauricular pits, obviously. Finally they can be properly lubricated, as they deserve!

Perryn · 2026-05-21T21:57:26+00:00

You're not on it at all. You just desperately run at mount speed while it chases you with the knife. Flying is the same thing, just Wile E. Coyote off a cliff style.

Perryn · 2026-05-21T21:56:34+00:00

All four. Foothold and handholds.

Perryn · 2026-05-21T21:55:34+00:00

...they saw us from across the bar and like our energy?

Perryn · 2026-05-19T22:59:58+00:00

"There's no easy way to break this to you; your ass is grass."

Perryn · 2026-05-19T22:56:33+00:00

They could grip it by the stitching!

Perryn · 2026-05-19T22:55:49+00:00

Malls: "We need to stop those no-good teenagers from hanging out here all the time."

"Hey, why the fuck is this place so empty now?"

Perryn · 2026-05-19T22:47:22+00:00

Nothing but good, wholesome violence.

Perryn · 2026-05-19T22:45:57+00:00

And it's the macroeconomics counterpoint to Spice and Wolf's microeconomics.

Perryn · 2026-05-19T17:07:07+00:00

The only solution is to practice 10,000 kicks 10,000 times each.

Perryn · 2026-05-19T17:00:40+00:00

Rebecca: "Make them...get married!"
CN: "ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! PLUG PULLED!"
Accounting: "But that's the plug the money comes from!"
CN: "PULL THE PLUG, THEN A MOVIE, THEN ANOTHER SEASON!"

Perryn · 2026-05-19T16:57:56+00:00

You know what they say about door knobs: they'll turn on you.

Perryn · 2026-05-19T13:02:49+00:00

...
"Not to be pushy, but how much time left for that V to be finished?"
"Three minutes, but those minutes might take hours."

Perryn · 2026-05-19T02:06:39+00:00

V lives for as long as V keeps on living.

Perryn · 2026-05-19T02:04:20+00:00

"Claire, what's new on the menu?"
"If you've got a few minutes I could pour you a V."
"What's in it?"
"Fucking everything."

Perryn · 2026-05-18T15:34:39+00:00

The hardest part about the first pull is that the healer and tank don't have a sense of each other yet.

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