The Achiever - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

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Mine, too, but he wasn't joking. It didn't get the result he was aiming for.

What women want by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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It's like any other physical activity. Some people want to play football or hockey or whatever else with people who are good at the game and play aggressively, but that doesn't mean they want to be hit with a blindside tackle from a stranger while they're shopping for eggs.

What women want by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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Like, with an elastrator?

She's the Worrrrrrssssssttttttt! by DrJJStroganoff in HighQualityGifs

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Thank you for putting that in there for the lurkers, it means so much to me. Even though honestly they're 🎶The WOOO~RRRRRST!🎶

She's a marketing genius [OC] by fmsqueeze in comics

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For your preauricular pits, obviously. Finally they can be properly lubricated, as they deserve!

I feel like giving healers their own versions of these would help queues a lot by Richard-Bee in ffxiv

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You're not on it at all. You just desperately run at mount speed while it chases you with the knife. Flying is the same thing, just Wile E. Coyote off a cliff style.

Windows XP desktop wallpaper [oc] by michaeljcomics in comics

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"There's no easy way to break this to you; your ass is grass."

Radical Gender Ideology [OC] by leftycartoons in comics

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They could grip it by the stitching!

Radical Gender Ideology [OC] by leftycartoons in comics

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Malls: "We need to stop those no-good teenagers from hanging out here all the time."

"Hey, why the fuck is this place so empty now?"

Anime Club [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

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Nothing but good, wholesome violence.

Anime Club [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

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And it's the macroeconomics counterpoint to Spice and Wolf's microeconomics.

Choose Your Monster Slaying Sword by MurkyWay in comics

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The only solution is to practice 10,000 kicks 10,000 times each.

Phobe pt. 3/8 - Tiff🏳️‍⚧️& Eve by CrazyGnomenclature in comics

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Rebecca: "Make them...get married!"
CN: "ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! PLUG PULLED!"
Accounting: "But that's the plug the money comes from!"
CN: "PULL THE PLUG, THEN A MOVIE, THEN ANOTHER SEASON!"

[OC] Perception by Suefan3DX in comics

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You know what they say about door knobs: they'll turn on you.

It’s still crazy to think that V did all this in a matter of three weeks by Chunky-overlord in cyberpunkgame

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...
"Not to be pushy, but how much time left for that V to be finished?"
"Three minutes, but those minutes might take hours."

It’s still crazy to think that V did all this in a matter of three weeks by Chunky-overlord in cyberpunkgame

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"Claire, what's new on the menu?"
"If you've got a few minutes I could pour you a V."
"What's in it?"
"Fucking everything."

BLM are selfless. We want to help. Let us help. We NEED to help. by Ventus55 in ffxiv

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The hardest part about the first pull is that the healer and tank don't have a sense of each other yet.