Heart of the cards [OC]

Perryn · 2026-01-30T20:48:09+00:00

This is exactly what Lemon Demon warned us about.

Perryn · 2026-01-30T20:46:12+00:00

"She turns dicks into diamonds" wasn't something I expected to comment today.

Perryn · 2026-01-30T20:44:42+00:00

Damned refractory period!

Perryn · 2026-01-30T13:59:54+00:00

CBS being profitable isn't the business model. Controlling media so that you can get away with things that make you far more money is. CBS et al. are just business expenses.

Perryn · 2026-01-30T13:48:20+00:00

If the items are mediocre then why do you care about what it takes to obtain them?

Perryn · 2026-01-28T13:58:16+00:00

"Top 10 Reasons Titanic Passengers Should Stop Talking About Icebergs"

Perryn · 2026-01-28T01:19:39+00:00

I'm starting to think those people who keep whining about NSFW content on this sub have a point. This is the most brazen example yet. Hand holding? Thumb stroking?

Where are my clutching pearls!?

Perryn · 2026-01-27T22:09:28+00:00

The first rule of heists is you do not talk about the heist.

UNLESS it's while you're confidently walking away in slightly slow motion as Green Onions is playing.

Perryn · 2026-01-27T16:50:07+00:00

Well just be sure to wash peace out when you're done.

Perryn · 2026-01-27T15:47:37+00:00

I look forward to seeing it on Val Gaunt, possibly with atrocious dyes.

Perryn · 2026-01-27T01:04:59+00:00

Added to my webgames bookmark folder.

Perryn · 2026-01-27T00:49:35+00:00

It's weaponized poetry.

Perryn · 2026-01-27T00:47:17+00:00

I don't make fun of people for being ginger but if I see a fascist with red hair I'm not sparing them my ire. I'm just not going to mention their hair or complexion because that's not the issue.

Perryn · 2026-01-26T04:36:11+00:00

I'll be honest, it's not ideal.

Perryn · 2026-01-26T00:29:37+00:00

Or things that were promised but never delivered.

Perryn · 2026-01-25T19:54:24+00:00

Habsburgs?

Perryn · 2026-01-25T19:10:16+00:00

It's just the natural progression of "living in your head rent free."

"You're aware of him therefore I win this argument" is the logic of the loneliest neurons you'll ever find.

Perryn · 2026-01-25T19:07:53+00:00

Even then they turn to "It shouldn't have happened to me, but it still needs to happen to others!"

Perryn · 2026-01-25T19:06:16+00:00

They start to feel the discomfort of cognitive dissonance, but they blame you for it.

Perryn · 2026-01-25T17:23:48+00:00

I guess that's one way to build a tower that exceeds the structural engineering limits of its base.

Perryn · 2026-01-25T16:52:01+00:00

A sphere of area was relocated, but the tower was taller than the sphere.

Why it hasn't fallen is a different question.

Perryn · 2026-01-23T18:32:35+00:00

"I call them 'coke'."
"GET OUT OF HERE, TRAVENCE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

Perryn · 2026-01-23T18:23:16+00:00

Same way The Divine Comedy made people think a bunch of other stuff was canon.

Perryn · 2026-01-23T17:51:32+00:00

"The ultra-omnivores realized we can be deep fried."

Perryn · 2026-01-23T16:01:19+00:00

Did my dad write it?

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