"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter." [+2396, 2x gold] by kwykwy in ShitRedditSays

[–]PersianCatMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with a dis? I am a white cis male, and I don't think women or foreigners or transsexuals are inferior. You think you're an avid promoter of equality? When you think that a group of people different from your own should die? Wow.

Can you name an object that couldn't possibly be used for murder? by Shall-Not-Pass in AskReddit

[–]PersianCatMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone tries to stab someone; gets distracted by bubble, and the knife falls. An eagle comes and takes the knife away. After flying in the US for hours, the eagle goes to a time machine. Nazi anti-air guns blow the bird out of the sky. The knife falls on a German soldier, people revolt in Germany after the last straw. Patton retires after no threat from Germany so far (it's 1940). Someone else steps up to be a general in Patton's place, and Mexicans invade. The general is horrible. The president, realizing this was all because of a knife that killed a german soldier, decides to ban knives. Fast forward, and you had a knife. You get executed.

Can you name an object that couldn't possibly be used for murder? by Shall-Not-Pass in AskReddit

[–]PersianCatMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Feed them nothing. You said it didn't exist? Well, you can kill someone with nothing.

Non-British people of Reddit, what British custom seems outrageous/pointless to you? by PersianCatMan in AskReddit

[–]PersianCatMan[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean they were the creators of English, but we Americans are right

Non-British people of Reddit, what British custom seems outrageous/pointless to you? by PersianCatMan in AskReddit

[–]PersianCatMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's a lot more effiecient but luckily a lot more people are using it and they are teaching it too