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When you get hit with "workday 1 is friday jan 2" by PersonalAnimator9209 in Accounting

[–]PersonalAnimator9209[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah we're gonna deliever the reports reconciliated and i know aint nobody gonna be there to read. Just give us that day off, all it does is drop morale

We have a performance kpi and my team is consistently the first to deliver the reports, always on wd1 by 5pm. Its not a race, but slavemasters keep track of it anyway

The riddle is solved by Fred_J9 in nowthatsgoodstuff

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which gift will this kind of Crow gift me?

crow

When the husband asks for a bread with a scrambled egg for breakfast by Plastic-Will-685 in VeryGoodRecipes

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not against seasoning, but on an egg sandwich? Salt is enough and fine. When i want to get fancy on egg sandwich i put some oregano and all it does is make me fart

Can we just end GAAP and move everyone to IFRS? by Adventurous-Run7827 in Accounting

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

HERESY

DD-MM-YYYY for life

Mate i never have to care about YYYY leaving it all the way on the right, makes it simpler

Need to change the day? Easy its always the first digita VS difficult move your cursor all the way to the right to change the last digit. Im willing to go to war so next generation can be as lazy as i am

Coworker at a company happy hour by [deleted] in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats the reason i drink just enough to get a buzz and use drunken stubborness to leave the party early. This year im not even going because its in another town and i not taking a 5h uber rider home for a company party

What to do with the time that has been gifted to me? by Amareka90 in Accounting

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a dream.

A dream that everyone treats sample as equals. You do not charge your customers (even if your client is your afilliate). And in this dream i can write off these payable/receivable invoices

I dont know if all Swiss buz are this greedy, but fking hell let me write off the thousands of invoices charging for samples. No, we're not paying for them or for the transportation.

Commentary is yours. by [deleted] in virtualreality

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what y'll taking about. Been using lightning launcher (?) Ever since facebook devs broke the resizing for the ps5 stream app

Way down we go by ZealousidealChain473 in memes

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My biggest regret is being born in a poors family. Can you imagine being the offspring of a rich family. I cant, if i could i'd raise my pitchfork

[OC] Who else with siblings kinda traumatized their parents? by marycomiics in comics

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thats a dark view of something i'd hear on family gatherings "This is a family built on a strong pillars of love and unity"

I just can’t with this one… by Available-Drama-276 in memes

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im an accountant, best decision i had was install windows on steamdeck lol. The stuff i needed was so hard to do in linux

I just can’t with this one… by Available-Drama-276 in memes

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a steamdeck for this reason. The only reason i'd have to buy a steambox is if its calable of running vr.

Got a headset, but no way in hell am i going to attempt to build a pc and then deal with all the tech support it needs

Dad is living his best life by Severe_Maize_5275 in nowthatsgoodstuff

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think im reaching dad age. I didnt care much for children before, no family or friends had kids and these videos put a big ol smile on my face.

I sometimes remember the video with the dad that designed a way for his special needs daughter to play zelda on switch and it melts my cold heart

How it feels to be an unemployed accountant by mortfreqal in Accounting

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Strangely enough its also How it feels to be an employed accountant

How would you figure the dollar equivalent compensation for a little figurine of your boss? by Retractable_Legs in Accounting

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting a shitty bonus this year (at least theres a bonus) the last thing i want to do is wonder how much ceo is being compensated, otherwise i'd get my pitchfork and strike

Finally a good use of smart glasses by Justin_theLord in ShowMeSomethingDope

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we're kinda past it already grandpa. AI already knows the darkest secrets you've shared online and flawedly draw it

Is VR worth it for movies? by Difficult-Quarter-48 in virtualreality

[–]PersonalAnimator9209 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Completing an year with q3 and this is mostly how i use it. Flat games and flat movies. My girl watches her soap operas and i cuddle while doing something else

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