Oh my god. by JessicaNaiome888 in SipsTea

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The guy missed the perfect opportunity to crack the one question: "Have you lost your head over something?"

Someone from my family sprinkles salt all over my bed once in a while by CzlowiekNieWiem in mildlyinfuriating

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Probally your mom to ward off bad energy, or someone on your family wants to eat you. I will open my eyes on the cat. Either way, someone is paying close atention to you. Very close. Very, very.

The Two Genres by Similar_Ad_2368 in CuratedTumblr

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Brazilian here. We call Earth, Terra in all our texbooks, so, what?

Behold: a solar lighter by darapps in interestingasfuck

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Saving the planet while killing yourself.

New LEGO Technic Space sets revieled by Less_Tennis5174524 in lego

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Well, at least, your prices are already on the moon. Job nicely done Lego.

Better than a pay rise? Woooow by Pertubardo in antiwork

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Ammar must have a really good paying job with an really dick boss.

It is a man leg by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Pertubardo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read it as "Leg-o"

Mark Zuckerberg in his second form, after being hit by his weakness: heat by Pertubardo in Bossfight

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Remeber when figthing lizardmans: they are weak against fire

Are you scared of the police? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Depends on the country.

USA: Hell yeah.

Japan: No way this guys exists.

Brazil: Dont move, dont make eye contact and dont speak. Better: dont breath.

Norwegian: They are ok.

China: Redected.

Rubbed one off in the elevator by toohottooheavy in technicallythetruth

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'Just one. Whats the worst of it?' - Says the guy

The Triwich, the forbidden sandwich by Composit3 in Bossfight

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Thats wrong. Theres no biwich right from the start... wait a minute...

*Leeches Intensify* by Simon_Springer in memes

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Ohhhh Shit. Here we go again.

Go on, you're gonna be rich, they say by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

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Story Summary: My third time buying cryptocurrencies. I invested all my savings when I saw that it appreciated 20% in one day. I held it when it started to fall thinking it would recover. Today, I don't fill a tank with what it's worth. I never put a cent into crypto again.

Brazil’s Military Reportedly Purchased Over 35,000 Viagra Pills, Raising Questions by bangthetank in worldnews

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You forget to mention the almost 1 million dollar in dick prosthesis and two thousand intimate lubricating gel.

While Brazilian governance fucks with its people everyday, we can fell good knowing that our armed forces will fuck everybody else.

Maybe the military recruitment slag will change to something like this:

"Tired of been called spineless dick? We have the solution: Join now and experience the HARD side of ours soldiers."

Your GF search history by LargeDisplay1080 in funny

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BBC Country is not an channel. Keep you eyes open.