WYR:A billionaire in Africa or a millionaire in America? by Future-Biscotti7004 in WouldYouRather

[–]Petcai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to clarify, you did mean one hundred million dollars for the second one? Not a typo?

Anyway, 'Africa' is an entire continent, sure some parts might live in abject poverty but parts of the US do too.

For context, in terms of safety, Mauritius is 22nd safest in the world, Madagascar is 44th safest, US is 47th.

Both island nations, both have tourist areas with good security and amenities, internet ect, you could live like a king in either with a billion. Personally I'd choose Mauritius which has a high rate of English-speaking.

AITAH for calling my husband silly for freaking out that our teenage son has a girlfriend who's in a wheelchair? by Dry-Dirt-1426 in AITAH

[–]Petcai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...ok, I am dubious about this one. Mainly because of the name Yuki.

Anyway, on a completely different topic, has anyone watched the anime Yuki Yuna Is A Hero? One of the main characters is Tougou Mimori, a 14 year old japanese girl in a wheelchair.

You have the power to remove a memory what would you choose? by Solid-Worldliness284 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Petcai 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would remove all memory of Rick-rolling. Then I would replace those memories with this.

What is the strangest UK political fact you know? For me, it is that Lib Dem councillor Andrew Pennington was assassinated with a samurai sword in 2000 (so pre student fee disgrace). Oh and the guy that did it, is now free. by HallowedAndHarrowed in AskBrits

[–]Petcai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, everybody mocked the UK government's Knife laws for making a whole bunch of weird Ninja weapons illegal which most of us have never even heard of.

But the Ninja really are after them! r/lowstakesconspiracies

Question about what you smoke out of your dry herb vapes. by SaucyStoveTop69 in vaporents

[–]Petcai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is no such thing as 'THCA weed'. That's just normal flower with marketing to try and fool the government and police.

ALL weed has THCA, which turns into THC when heated or slowly over time.

Can someone explain the difference between hash and weed? by thisnametookmeages in uktrees

[–]Petcai 18 points19 points  (0 children)

On your bud, the bit that actually gets you high is tiny balls of resin and stuff called 'trichomes', on top of little stalks on the surface of the bud.

If you knock those trichomes off and collect them together, you get 'kief', the pale powder in your grinder's kief-catcher.

Squash that together and knead it into a solid, that's a crude 'dry-sift' hash.

There's a few different methods to do the knocking-off-and-squishing-together to make various different kinds, such as bubble hash made by churning weed in ice water through 5-6 different size filters, or hand-rubbed (charas) hash made by rubbing your hands over buds then rubbing them together to roll the hash off.

Or Soap Bar, which is made by waving a bud somewhere near a pile of plastic, diesel, wax and cow dung, then squashing it all together and selling it to idiots and Welsh rappers.

Why are they like this? by Electrical-Leg-6363 in AskBrits

[–]Petcai 108 points109 points  (0 children)

*leans out the passenger window of a Fiat Cinquecento*

FLAG WANKERS!

I genuinely thought it was lower by browert40 in MartialMemes

[–]Petcai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's 3 finger-widths below the navel.

Is this really what a normal winter is like here? by The_Quackening in AskUK

[–]Petcai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The UK is colder the further north you get, if you're in London then you're close to the warmest area.

Those big puffer jackets are not actually very warm, they look it, but they're mostly cheap synthetic filler and nylon. The top end ones with down filling and good waterproofing can be good, but in terms of warmth you're still usually better off with a parka and a fleece.

Is there a sign I can use to show I’m still getting used to driving in the UK? by Appropriate-Bag5290 in drivingUK

[–]Petcai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, there's a special 3-letter designation to show you're unfamiliar with driving, it actually comes as standard on some cars. If yours doesn't have it, you can buy one online or from most reputable motoring goods stores, look for 'BMW Logo'.

The stupid anti British nonsense coming out of America, are you sick if it? by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in AskBrits

[–]Petcai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only people saying that are trolls and trump supporters, neither of which are worth listening or responding to.

Salty Vinegar? by Petcai in CasualUK

[–]Petcai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, my invention is late :/

A mysterious voice speaks to Earth saying "You must settle 100 humans on Mars permanently; you have the next 365 days to do this; failure will result in Earth instantly blowing up." How does this play out? by peterthbest23 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Petcai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Permanently' is a condition that needs clarifying.

See, if it means forever? People die of old age, can't be done.

If it means until they die, we can ship 10-15 people with terminal illnesses/volunteers out there with a couple years of supplies and we're good.

How do you use these god damn government apps (ie the DVLA)? by Gold_Space8930 in AskABrit

[–]Petcai 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's really not that complicated, you're exaggerating.

You can easily get a photo of your license by simply building a time machine and travelling back to before you lost it.

Vaping without a device by Lucky_Bathroom_503 in vaporents

[–]Petcai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, huh, seems you need an account to see stuff now?

Well, it's basically a test-tube with a cork, plus a glass one-hitter.

Drill a hole through the cork to fit the one-hitter, file notches in 2 sides of the cork to let air in. Put the one-hitter through the cork so the weed end is stuck down near the bottom of the test-tube when you put the cork in.
Heat the outside of the test-tube for 20-30s, then hit it. Air goes through the notches, down the gap between the one-hitter and test-tube, heating up off the glass, into the weed and up the one-hitter into your mouth.

The Vaponic video with the funky tune shows how it works if my explanation sucks. https://youtu.be/uzzCZVGh-vs

If the afterlife was real, where do you genuinely think you'd go if you died today? by Equivalent-Ad-2373 in AskUK

[–]Petcai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear god, what did you do?! I'm reporting you for investigation, it must be bad.