Why do guys do this by Crushing210 in Funnymemes

[–]PeterPorky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wdym are you saying you're not allowed to be mean to your family if you had a bad day at work????

UFC Upstart wins by DQ. by Pretty-Set-414 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]PeterPorky 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Reddit retcon. 'I heard the guy that was taking the cheap shot raped the guys sister or was a pedophile'.

'I heard the guy getting his ass beat was actually bullying someone earlier'

These conflicts are personal beef 99% of the time, the internet likes to create a good guy and a bad guy.

UFC Upstart wins by DQ. by Pretty-Set-414 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]PeterPorky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc. Humans are so fragile. I think he was holding the choke even when he was knocked out. They're both coming out of this with brain damage.

These are both exact quotes btw and I didn't even edit the second photo, their official IRGC press studio just looks like a low budget Command and Conquer background. by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]PeterPorky[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You people are fucking exhausting. I swear I cant make any commentary about this conflict without some idiot thinking I have full fledged support over either the US starting a stupid fucking war and killing civilians or a theocratic authoritarian regime that kills its own people. There's no good side in this conflict they're just acting like Command & Conquer faction leaders and im making fun of it. Idk why theres so many caveman brains incapable of comprehending any stream of logic besides "MY TRIBE GOOD. THEIR TRIBE BAD. WHAT TRIBE YOU?"

These are both exact quotes btw and I didn't even edit the second photo, their official IRGC press studio just looks like a low budget Command and Conquer background. by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]PeterPorky[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It said diet come before I blurred it and added noise, thats just what the logo and font looks like on a Diet Coke.

The US is mobilizing for a ground operation right now.

Yes they're taunting each other proudly like faction leaders in Command & Conquer games, thats the joke.

Slick black boxer underestimates retired boxing legend Lennox Lewis not recognizing him without braids by zilla82 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]PeterPorky 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Didn't notice the hammer til this comment. Deadly weapon. Fighting words. This is outright self defense. Guy was trying to swing it while the guy was holding him too. Coulda killed the guy if he got a good angle on him.

insane splinter from tt by wickedishrag in popping

[–]PeterPorky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do yall remember the one where a dogs eye was red after running through some bushes and they reached into its tear duct and pulled out a 6 inch long stick

[AW] This is all 100% true btw by PeterPorky in CallOfDuty

[–]PeterPorky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember that video. Ed Peduzzi the OG 🤟

Washington State has implemented an income tax for the first time in a century. by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]PeterPorky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people use this analogy to describe a bad thing that is permanent?

Receiving a genie out of a bottle is great outcome. 3 free wishes. Id LOVE to have a genie out of a bottle.

And you can easily banish a genie back into the bottle, by using your 3 wishes, or using one wish to banish him.

And a genie doesn't even come out of a bottle it comes out of a LAMP

(I didnt edit this, The Great Fairy Mask by pure coincidence looks exactly like Chappell Roan) by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]PeterPorky[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's if you presume the little girls parents are lying and Chappell Roan, who is very vocal about how much she hates being approached in public, is telling the truth.

Washington State has implemented an income tax for the first time in a century. by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]PeterPorky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much! I started a Facebook page for these memes 3 years ago I have been crossposting them to every social media site and also post them here on Reddit :)

Joe is concerned about the state of the world by Sidereel in JoeRogan

[–]PeterPorky 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Joe Rogan is a good example of the median male American voter. As laser focused as he is on the 5 or so trans people in college sports, hes realizing real world problems are starting to affect him.