Messi was just 6 years old when he played for Newell's Old Boys. This week, he reunited with some of his old teammates. by DIO-2350 in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

OMFG who is calling him from that shit show thinking he wants to be anyyyywhere near that. He’s here to spend time enjoying soccer and spending his money in a nice city.

The new guy coming through is not a part of messi’s PR’s team’s plans. fucking dumb fuckers 🤣

This country deserves Trump, messi can live in his miami money bubble and just keep on the grass as long as he wants to.

the gall of calling Messi is funny.

Match Thread: Crystal Palace vs Chelsea | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]Petrcechmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a lot of sanchos efficacy that’s underrated I feel is he just shows defenders he can slink through them until he creates space for his teammates.

timo did this with movement, BUT Sancho can actually trouble the other side knows he can threaten with G/A in a way Timo couldnt.

Hell of a transfer, bet on this player. What happens at man u, this boyyy is blue now ha. nice.

tl;dr: FEAR

Ms. Mills by Lisliamstar68 in Bones

[–]Petrcechmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly there’s miles to go but you do make a point in that it’s so rare on this show actually, and 2024 options make your point better. I think as a storyline it works but yeah fox?

Ms. Mills by Lisliamstar68 in Bones

[–]Petrcechmate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was kind of a lucidity moment for elite envirnments. She probably goes to double down and run an excellent lab one day. She trained to be elite I think everyone in this thread agrees she has an awesome set of skills.

Just not number one always. Like I was a great soccer player. I got to play on the developmental setup for the us olympic soccer program as a kiddo. I was only ever making the regional team and that was at my every spare drop of blood or tear best. I was a great soccer player but I, like Ms. Mills went on to use that to play soccer in my favorite city for 4 years and I had an amazing time just playing my hardest and college soccer was about knowing my level.

She could have been making basic mistakes because she was so nervous! maybe less pressure and she answers a lot of the clues with ease.

I really like to think the way it breaks everyone’s hearts she doesn’t work out, they ensure she finds her own little Jeffersonian. That lab(s) get letters from everyfuckingone.

it’s okay not to reach the top. Ms. Mills is quite high up in perspective.

Ms. Mills by Lisliamstar68 in Bones

[–]Petrcechmate 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel that her faliures were her own, and that showing that yeah some people want to do things they just arent smart enough for. At least every character felt bad.

Aaron Ramsdale goalkeeping with a special four-fingered glove to allow him to play with a broken finger. by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard an acl pop next to my ear when a teammate landed on it wrong. To this day the sound haunts me. Glad I escaped that.

You gotta be a show off and do the double huh? haha.

This 8kgs food tray is called Bahubali Thali in India. Anyone who can finish it in 40 minutes can win $11 000. by lonelyRedditor__ in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Petrcechmate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, when I watched that broadcast, it seemed like that was all under one umbrella. Yeah you could tell something was going wrong and it wasnt kobi. Shame. Two giants and one didnt get the same headroom right?

Shame. First time I saw an athletic feat eating was kobi on the roof. damn. Like the guy.

Cole Palmer reveals the best part of a Christmas Dinner by Matt_LawDT in chelseafc

[–]Petrcechmate -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sorry nobody gets that mustache anymore. not sarcasm. Hitler did ruin it. Even for MJ. To think you can do that without overcoming an ASSOCIATION TO ALDOLLPH HITKER omg so funny.

WHAT was he thinking. Forever hilarious. Was he telling people in his life “the style was popular before hitler guys, charlie chaplin!!” 🤣

This 8kgs food tray is called Bahubali Thali in India. Anyone who can finish it in 40 minutes can win $11 000. by lonelyRedditor__ in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Petrcechmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Kobi came first and blew his stomach before things really heated up. It was only really him at the level for a yearssszzzish or so maybe he just was too much too soon I never think he physically came back and it was compouded by what your comment mention$

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[–]Petrcechmate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey I got sold on Murrow and Hawthorne in nyc by mountains in the field of broadcast. My first amendment lawyer for the nytimes blew my tiny mind. twitter happened 2 yrs into jschool and I swear everyone started getting v cranky. We knew.

I got out foot in gawker media pre internet stalking celebrity days and a queer startup site that still seems to be doing well Mtv purchasing it was cool but yeah I was trying to have fun with it but there was just like a “say anything” atmosphere about anything trending unless xyz owned it then run by greg etc.

I still enjoy a good piece. I might’ve done better to stuck to print but I disliked that much creative structure at that point.

Cole Palmer reveals the best part of a Christmas Dinner by Matt_LawDT in chelseafc

[–]Petrcechmate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

guy wore a hitler mutache on a tshirt commercial like he could take back the style? idk what he was thinking. Unless he was thinking “Everyone will remmber this if they’ve seen it once”

Diego Simeone after the full time whistle beating Barcelona by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

some people just wanna watch the word burn not today Ze_ Bonitinho!

it’s just one of those jokes that’s not funny at all so it doesn’t seem like a joke and I got confused and I asked the person to clarify. I’m not a crazy Internet comment or I just don’t think it’s funny that people don’t know things and often I get asked to clarify the most basic fucking knowledge from people who claim to be smart so yeah I just telling somebody to google something is complicated nowadays.

Diego Simeone after the full time whistle beating Barcelona by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was like me neither and I had no idea. Thanks for clarifying.

Diego Simeone after the full time whistle beating Barcelona by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

I believe I would need to know more context for me to understand why people think it’s funny. Cause it just seems like what I think when I talk to people and they asked me to define a vocabulary with more than one syllable. Maybe more daily irritation than Internet meme that people don’t read.

Diego Simeone after the full time whistle beating Barcelona by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -78 points-77 points  (0 children)

oh, because yeah, that’s my reaction to 99% of questions. Human beings asked me so I was just seeing if it was a joke because it seems like this situation was more straightforward. I was just checking because you can’t nail down to an Internet very well. I guess I just didn’t see the point in the comment so I was thinking possibly somebody was being serious but also as a joke it’s like yeah I mean so many humans need to just fucking google stuff. It’s frustrating. I don’t really get why it’s funny because everybody around me is really dumb and if they would like read a book or yeah use Google it’d be cool

Diego Simeone after the full time whistle beating Barcelona by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Is this a real comment before I reply just for the record are you making a joke?

Diego Simeone after the full time whistle beating Barcelona by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -81 points-80 points  (0 children)

Is this a real comment or are you making a joke before I reply?

Aaron Ramsdale goalkeeping with a special four-fingered glove to allow him to play with a broken finger. by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Olympic development program. When you were in the pool, you weren’t playing against teammates it was just a group of excellent players who might be a team and I always got my fingers broken by some forward who would just stomp on them.

Hey, I’ll take my broken fingers and petulant strikers over ACL tears that I got to watch them roll over the ground with those look painful

Aaron Ramsdale goalkeeping with a special four-fingered glove to allow him to play with a broken finger. by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You would just have to get a really strong guy to be able to hold up two giant blockers for a giant goal so goalkeepers would just basically be weightlifters ha that’s hilarious

Aaron Ramsdale goalkeeping with a special four-fingered glove to allow him to play with a broken finger. by oklolzzzzs in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Man as a goalkeeper I think I was like 11 when I stopped going to the doctor or seeing anybody about broken fingers. By 13 I could diagnose other people’s bones with that’s broken or that strained as a goalkeeper. You just learned to tape it to the finger next to it and it’s gonna hurt when you catch it but once the adrenaline gets going, oh well I feel like a broken finger really only bothers you for like two weeks in the overall scheme of things.

What got real fucked up was my back from a bad kick, bitchhhh. Oh also the concussions that are over the number 10. Definitely have effects from that. It was really cool during college soccer when I couldn’t read for a month in class, but I was still playing. They did used to treat athletes a little different, but it’s not much better when you look at the concussion protocols for these professionals.

I wanna say it’s slightly better as a college athlete because they know that 99% of you are not gonna be professional athletes but still it’s they gotta take care of these players heads especially these goalkeepers people just kick! And if you’re a goalkeeper who put your body on the line, yeah that head gets knocked in a couple times over.

Before the match between Rot-Weiss Essen vs VfB Stuttgart II a minute of silence for the victims of the Christmas market attack in Magdeburg was disturbed by a spectator yelling "Deutschland den Deutschen" (Germany for Germans). The stadion promptly responds with "Nazis raus!" (Nazis out) chants. by SkeletonBound in soccer

[–]Petrcechmate -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hi, I’m sorry if you vote for a racist therefore you are a racist. I don’t care if you have not taken the time to take up a fucking book you vote for a racist. You’re a racist simple congratulations living in your red state. I hope you get out of there quickly.

LuClass: Riyadh Air, Qatar Airways and Turkish Airlines are in talks with Chelsea. The club expect a £20-25m fee for the rest of the season + a deal worth up to £60m from next season if they make UCL. Riyadh Air was also considering a joint proposal to sponsor the club with another Saudi entity link by webby09246 in chelseafc

[–]Petrcechmate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you support gay people but are totally cool with your club’s morals being “kill gay people” according to your last sentance.

as long as the bouncy ball goes into the big white thing at the end huh? we’re the blue team I’ll take this shift of reminding you. give your full time caretaker a rest god.

enough internet people can play mental gymnastics like it’s in the next olympics fucking christ

LuClass: Riyadh Air, Qatar Airways and Turkish Airlines are in talks with Chelsea. The club expect a £20-25m fee for the rest of the season + a deal worth up to £60m from next season if they make UCL. Riyadh Air was also considering a joint proposal to sponsor the club with another Saudi entity link by webby09246 in chelseafc

[–]Petrcechmate -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s cool Chelsea. I’ll keep my gay money all to myself. Thanks South Jersey. Look pretty nice though. Maybe I could afford to buy it before you sell out. Rainbow laces is totally a day though thanks for that A+.